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This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« on: December 05, 2011, 09:10:56 AM »
Arkansas Athletic Director Jeff Long is disappointed with the sideline outburst that CBS cameras caught from Coach Bobby Petrino in a 41-17 loss at LSU on Nov. 25.

But it’s not the word choice or Petrino’s actions — pointing across the field and delivering profanity in the direction of LSU’s Les Miles — that bother Long as much as the decision by CBS to show the outburst in slow motion, multiple times. Long took the network to task for its handling of the situation.



http://www.arkansassports360.com/28098/razorbacks-jeff-long-disappointed-with-cbs-for-replaying-petrino-outburst

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 09:14:51 AM »
Lessee if I can abuse a bad sports analogy.  I don't care if Mike Anderson always wanted to be head coach on the Hill and BMFP fell into his lap, you still have to catch the wide-open passes lobbed your way.  I like the attitude from Long.  :beer:

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 09:16:29 AM »
you still have to catch the wide-open passes lobbed your way.

But enough about Georgia's first half against LSU....

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 09:17:19 AM »
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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 09:21:22 AM »
Long is on to something here. 

You know what, CBS is a joke.  Gary and Verne are a fricking joke.  Dumbass cocksuckers; all agenda and no talent.  After watching the other 'championship' games this weekend, it is now clear to me that the SEC needs to push CBS to improve their broadcasts.  We're the premier league with bush-league TV when on CBS. 
THIS SEASON BROUGHT TO YOU BY AMERICA'S ATHLETIC DIRECTOR, JEFF LONG!!!!

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 09:30:17 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 09:30:44 AM »
Long is on to something here. 

You know what, CBS is a joke.  Gary and Verne are a fricking joke.  Dumbass cocksuckers; all agenda and no talent.  After watching the other 'championship' games this weekend, it is now clear to me that the SEC needs to push CBS to improve their broadcasts.  We're the premier league with bush-league TV when on CBS. 

Watching the UGA-LSU game with the wife, it became clear:

Gary and Verne are worse than Dick Vitale.  Vitale has Duke's cock buried at tonsil depth, but he's consistent with that.  Gary and Verne, on the other hand, are going to fellate whichever team is higher ranked.  Beyond that, they do the same schtick of how great the individual players are as people, or how great the team is, without paying attention. 

As a result, they're completely unprepared to discuss whatever team happens to be playing the higher ranked side: get the names right?  Meh, don't have time for that, let's kick it down to Tracy to drink some purple drank reserved for Cam Newton.  Call a play as it's happening on the field?  That would get in the way of talking about funny nicknames for the players.  Get the idiots in the production trailer to show a slo-mo replay of an important play within, I don't know, 30 minutes of it occurring?  How would that leave us time for lingering sideline shots of Mathieu's garbage fire of a hairdo?

Oh, and I forgot Verne's special love for affecting a French Cajun accent whenever possible when an LSU game is on, so he can announce the name of LSU's one swamp rat-eating coonass player in what he deems the "proper" style.  Jesus H Christ, I swear I'm rewiring the house this off-season so that I can a) listen to Sirius/XM broadcasts throughout and b) setting up an old PC and loading it up with that software you can use to delay a radio broadcast so that it syncs with the television.

I used to be really stoked to be on CBS, but their new intro (where we make an appearance for approximately 1/10th of a second, and the Alabama "players" are wearing Houston Cougars pants) is a clarion call to stay the frick away from this broadcast, as it's a sign of the train wreck that is to come.  The music now triggers the shits in me; guess it's good for constipation.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 09:39:33 AM »
But enough about Georgia's first half against LSU....

And our first half against tOSU. :suicide:

Oh, and I forgot Verne's special love for affecting a French Cajun accent whenever possible when an LSU game is on, so he can announce the name of LSU's one swamp rat-eating coonass player in what he deems the "proper" style.

First time I heard that retard say Alleman, I thought he had just had a stroke on-air, Tommy Smiff-style. 

And while we're ranting about coonasses and corndogs, can everyone please stop referring to that other piece of aMm as a honey badger?  I hate when anyone gives themselves a nickname, but that cocky shithead takes the cake.  I'm waiting for someone to bury his ass on a punt return.  Too bad Breeding didn't get to slam his ass to the ground like he did earlier in the season.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 09:49:27 AM »
he's known in the woopig vernacular as the weed badger. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 09:58:03 AM »
setting up an old PC and loading it up with that software you can use to delay a radio broadcast so that it syncs with the television.


Do you know how to do this using a lazy man's/cheapskate's method?  If so, please share.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 10:04:06 AM »
Do you know how to do this using a lazy man's/cheapskate's method?  If so, please share.

Those two words are not in Alpharetta's vocab.  Take that how you want. 

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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 10:17:35 AM »
Do you know how to do this using a lazy man's/cheapskate's method?  If so, please share.

If you retired at 42 with a Georgia Tech degree, this should be about as difficult as getting diarrhea after a trip to the Congo.

But, seriously, because I care:

http://www.daansystems.com/radiodelay/

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 10:25:51 AM »
I used to be really stoked to be on CBS, but their new intro (where we make an appearance for approximately 1/10th of a second, and the Alabama "players" are wearing Houston Cougars pants) is a clarion call to stay the frick away from this broadcast, as it's a sign of the train wreck that is to come.  The music now triggers the shits in me; guess it's good for constipation.

Your eyes are better than mine.  I still can't find Arkansas in the intro, but I did notice the cougar pants.  The new theme sucks too.  Even though the old one sounds like CBS Storybreak from the 80's, it always made me think of football.

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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 10:33:42 AM »
Your eyes are better than mine.  I still can't find Arkansas in the intro, but I did notice the cougar pants.  The new theme sucks too.  Even though the old one sounds like CBS Storybreak from the 80's, it always made me think of football.

I think it's the very first thing, and it's just a t-shirt.  I got drunk one weekend and rewound it to make sure we were even mentioned.  I believe it was changed halfway through the season, because I'm convinced we weren't in it during the first couple of weeks.  Like, "oh aMm we forgot one of these 12 teams because we were so busy putting in 4 shots of South Carolina and 14 of LSU/Alabama."

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 10:46:11 AM »
If you retired at 42 with a Georgia Tech degree, this should be about as difficult as getting diarrhea after a trip to the Congo.

But, seriously, because I care:

http://www.daansystems.com/radiodelay/

True, but even Foxworthy knows more about rednecks than digital systems these days.  Thanks for the info.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 11:10:41 AM »
I don't know what is more annoying, CBS in either NFL or college football or FOX trying to do college with that ghey football robot icon flashing on the screen every 15 seconds promoting House or some aMm.

It won't happen until Vern gets a massive stroke, but I do agree CBS really fricked the dog by not putting Gus Johnson in there with some decent co-chair and get rid of Vern and that other annoying SOB.

What's even worse is Andre Ware doing SEC games with whatever buttfucker he's doing it with. So basically I'm not really satisfied with anything other than maybe Todd's taste of the town guy and his crew...that's at least somewhat tolerable.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 11:13:18 AM »
Watching the UGA-LSU game with the wife, it became clear:

Gary and Verne are worse than Dick Vitale.  Vitale has Duke's cock buried at tonsil depth, but he's consistent with that.  Gary and Verne, on the other hand, are going to fellate whichever team is higher ranked.  Beyond that, they do the same schtick of how great the individual players are as people, or how great the team is, without paying attention. 

As a result, they're completely unprepared to discuss whatever team happens to be playing the higher ranked side: get the names right?  Meh, don't have time for that, let's kick it down to Tracy to drink some purple drank reserved for Cam Newton.  Call a play as it's happening on the field?  That would get in the way of talking about funny nicknames for the players.  Get the idiots in the production trailer to show a slo-mo replay of an important play within, I don't know, 30 minutes of it occurring?  How would that leave us time for lingering sideline shots of Mathieu's garbage fire of a hairdo?

Oh, and I forgot Verne's special love for affecting a French Cajun accent whenever possible when an LSU game is on, so he can announce the name of LSU's one swamp rat-eating coonass player in what he deems the "proper" style.  Jesus H Christ, I swear I'm rewiring the house this off-season so that I can a) listen to Sirius/XM broadcasts throughout and b) setting up an old PC and loading it up with that software you can use to delay a radio broadcast so that it syncs with the television.

I used to be really stoked to be on CBS, but their new intro (where we make an appearance for approximately 1/10th of a second, and the Alabama "players" are wearing Houston Cougars pants) is a clarion call to stay the frick away from this broadcast, as it's a sign of the train wreck that is to come.  The music now triggers the shits in me; guess it's good for constipation.

Even the Cowboys' radio commentators during the Cardinal game were sucking off the corndogs. Since Marcus Spears (Dallas) and Patrick Peterson (Arizona) both played for LSWho? and were playing against each other, they had to point out that there were LSWho? players on the field. It was sickening, none the less. 

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 11:15:29 AM »
I don't know what is more annoying, CBS in either NFL or college football or FOX trying to do college with that ghey football robot icon flashing on the screen every 15 seconds promoting House or some aMm.

It won't happen until Vern gets a massive stroke, but I do agree CBS really fricked the dog by not putting Gus Johnson in there with some decent co-chair and get rid of Vern and that other annoying SOB.

What's even worse is Andre Ware doing SEC games with whatever buttfucker he's doing it with. So basically I'm not really satisfied with anything other than maybe Todd's taste of the town guy and his crew...that's at least somewhat tolerable.

And the best play by play guy in the country Ron Franklin apparently can't get a job because he made a smartass remark.  Amazing to me what's considered forgiveable and what isn't.
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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 01:40:50 PM »
And the best play by play guy in the country Ron Franklin apparently can't get a job because he made a smartass remark.  Amazing to me what's considered forgiveable and what isn't.


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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 02:12:18 PM »
Didn't Franklin do PBP or something for Texas?

Hire him and relegate Chuckles to the Dollar Tree.

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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2011, 02:23:46 PM »
Didn't Franklin do PBP or something for Texas?

Hire him and relegate Chuckles to the Dollar Tree.

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2011, 02:47:35 PM »
Didn't Franklin do PBP or something for Texas?

Hire him and relegate Chuckles to the Dollar Tree.

Hiring Chuck Barrett would set the Dollar Tree back twenty years. 

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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2011, 02:53:09 PM »
Hiring Chuck Barrett would set the Dollar Tree back twenty years.
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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2011, 05:03:34 PM »
I'm glad people are on board with my "Fire Chuck Barrett into the sun; hire a competent announcer" campaign.

Now, off to really make this thing kick into gear:  Gotta find myself an online petition and post it over at Hogville!

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Re: This should remove any lingering doubts about Jeff Long
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2011, 06:02:09 PM »
I'm glad people are on board with my "Fire Chuck Barrett into the sun; hire a competent announcer" campaign.

Now, off to really make this thing kick into gear:  Gotta find myself an online petition and post it over at Hogville!


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