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Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« on: December 06, 2011, 11:48:00 AM »

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2011, 12:00:58 PM »
LSU fans are tres gauche.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 12:02:26 PM »
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2011, 12:26:46 PM »
Quick, get that man a Razorback cap.
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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 12:35:09 PM »

 :thumbup:  We're gettin' the band back together!!!

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2011, 12:40:20 PM »
"...we didn't come to paint.  We came to win the game".  "It's really a play we've worked ever since last year's game with LSU"  cBMFP, Nov. 27, 2010

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2011, 12:41:38 PM »

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2011, 01:06:37 PM »
:thumbup:  We're gettin' the band back together!!!

Paul, we got two honkies out here dressed like Rhode Island mafia

Say What?

They look like they're from the mafia or some workout club or something.

What do they want?

The tall one wanted soup to slurp under his mustache. I passed him the crackers but he didn't look up to see where they went.

Willy!

And the other one wants black coffee and, "to feast on the flesh of his foes." And they children, too.

And Bobby!  aMm, the Razorback staff!


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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2011, 01:11:39 PM »
Paul, we got two honkies out here dressed like Rhode Island mafia
Say What?
They look like they're from the mafia or some workout club or something.
What do they want?
The tall one wanted soup to slurp under his mustache. I passed him the crackers but he didn't look up to see where they went.
Willy!
And the other one wants black coffee and, "to feast on the flesh of his foes." And they children, too.
And Bobby!  aMm, the Razorback staff!

NICE!

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2011, 01:17:08 PM »
Paul, we got two honkies out here dressed like Rhode Island mafia

Say What?

They look like they're from the mafia or some workout club or something.

What do they want?

The tall one wanted soup to slurp under his mustache. I passed him the crackers but he didn't look up to see where they went.

Willy!

And the other one wants black coffee and, "to feast on the flesh of his foes." And they children, too.

And Bobby!  aMm, the Razorback staff!

Are you musicians?

No ma'am.  We're football coaches.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2011, 01:25:02 PM »
Dale:



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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2011, 01:48:51 PM »
Are you musicians?

No ma'am.  We're football coaches.

We're on a mission from Gaad.
You only have to be the best team today.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2011, 02:03:04 PM »
What? So now we're reduced to taking Zook's leftovers?  :sarcasm:


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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2011, 03:20:12 PM »
What? So now we're reduced to taking Zook's leftovers?  :sarcasm:

Stop giving Zeke (alleged sodomizer of kangaroo fetuses) talking points.
We'll get that corrected at halftime...

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2011, 03:28:55 PM »
We're on a mission from Gaad Woopig.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2011, 03:58:13 PM »
Are you musicians?

No ma'am.  We're football coaches.


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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2011, 04:27:09 PM »
FYI, Paul will be on with Shawn and Wally in a few minutes.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2011, 04:37:52 PM »
FYI, Paul will be on with Shawn and Wally in a few minutes.

He just said that he and his wife agreed to stay four years this time because they want their kids to finish high school before they move again.


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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »
He just said that he and his wife agreed to stay four years this time because they want their kids to finish high school before they move again.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2011, 04:55:30 PM »
He just said that he and his wife agreed to stay four years this time because they want their kids to finish high school before they move again.

That's good. I wondered on the way home from work today how this would effect recruiting. Kids and their parents would be asking how they are to know their offensive coordinator won't be leaving again next season to chase the dream out from under Bobby.
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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2011, 04:57:30 PM »
That's good. I wondered on the way home from work today how this would effect recruiting. Kids and their parents would be asking how they are to know their offensive coordinator won't be leaving again next season to chase the dream out from under Bobby.

He's a motivated man.  I wouldn't put it past him to list the kids on Craiglist if he gets a good offer next year.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2011, 04:57:37 PM »
He just said that he and his wife agreed to stay four years this time because they want their kids to finish high school before they move again.

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2011, 05:23:46 PM »
He's a motivated man.  I wouldn't put it past him to list the kids on Craiglist if he gets a good offer next year.

They've been on the deep web for weeks now.  :stache:

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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2011, 05:43:36 PM »
I'm still having a tough time with the whole things are going our way deal...
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Re: Welcome Back Paul Petrino
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2011, 05:53:51 PM »
I'm still having a tough time with the whole things are going our way deal...


 

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