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Offline Tusk till Dawn

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2011, 10:38:45 PM »
Out-fricking-standing. You are champion of the the pre-game thread world.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2011, 10:40:52 PM »
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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2011, 10:44:15 PM »
Well done snack master.  The Iowa State guy in the first pic that is simulating rear entry sex with his Iowa whore appears to be employing a woopig beer coozie.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2011, 11:08:12 PM »
Amateurs.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2011, 08:50:08 AM »
Amateurs.


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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2011, 09:03:17 AM »
I'm really surprised at the lack of Dylan Meir smack being tossed around. Garrett had a heart condition that was undetected and he couldnt help. That dumb motherfricker fell off a a rock that thousands of people walk by every year. I know it's flat in Kansas, but you would think there would be something rattling around in that head putting "fall" and "dead" together

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2011, 12:19:23 PM »
Amateurs.


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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2011, 12:29:28 PM »
Kansas is north of the Mason-Dixon line thus qualifying them as Yankee scum.

Most of Kansas, including Manhattan,is south of most of the Mason-Dixon line's latitude.  But really, Kansas would be better described as west of the line.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2011, 12:42:44 PM »
Do strippers in the southern hemisphere spin around their poles in the opposite direction as strippers in the northern hemisphere?

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2011, 12:55:20 PM »
That's the Missouri Compromise line, I believe.


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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2011, 01:16:49 PM »
That's the Missouri Compromise line, I believe.



Back home, people called anybody north of them a "yankee."  Savannah, GA people called Macon, GA people yankee, who called Chattanooga people yankee, and so on.  And anybody from "off", like Idaho or Arizona, too.  Kansas is only a few counties up from Benton Co.  So who knows, anymore.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2011, 04:05:23 PM »
Just a damn good job, OP.

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2011, 10:03:57 PM »
My favorite one of these

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2011, 10:27:20 PM »
this is what makes a woopig terh winnar.

I have grown to greatly appreciate the Kansas and Nebraska wimmen.

they are soft, warm on a cold night...and hard workers.

they can't cook for aMm tho.

but they are quick to pick up the ways of southern cuisine.

join me in lifting my glass of Absolut and diet redbull to the ladies of the midwest.



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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2011, 06:52:09 AM »
Kansaw weren't a state or territory fightin' with us Rebs in 1861-1865 now, was it? 
In fact, even the putheys in Missourrah that CLAIM to be southern but never quite managed to pull the trigger and make it official hated the kansaw people and the way they snuck across the border on raids against the slaveholders.
Anyone claiming being a Kansaw native equals a claim on being from the south is wrong.  They are Yankees, and the fact they are close to Benton County gives no more traction than anyplace in the world close to ANY surveyed line or border.  Someone has to be, right, and you are on one side of it or the other, it doesn't matter how close.  You are either from a Southern State, or you are not.  There is no in-between.  kansaw ain't, and they really do suck for even claiming it.

Mason-Dixon was used for the Missouri Compromise, much more pertinent to the Civil War.  Kansaw is on the wrong side of it.  The Mason Dixon line didn't extend past now West Virginia.
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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2011, 10:07:49 AM »
Benton and Washington counties are not southern, they have a midwest feel to them.
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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2011, 12:09:37 PM »
Benton and Washington counties are not southern, they have a midwest feel to them.
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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2011, 12:28:28 PM »
Anything north of I-40 is yankee territory.

Sorry Dogtown...

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2011, 02:21:10 PM »
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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2011, 03:03:05 PM »
Kansaw weren't a state or territory fightin' with us Rebs in 1861-1865 now, was it? 
In fact, even the putheys in Missourrah that CLAIM to be southern but never quite managed to pull the trigger and make it official hated the kansaw people and the way they snuck across the border on raids against the slaveholders.
Anyone claiming being a Kansaw native equals a claim on being from the south is wrong.  They are Yankees, and the fact they are close to Benton County gives no more traction than anyplace in the world close to ANY surveyed line or border.  Someone has to be, right, and you are on one side of it or the other, it doesn't matter how close.  You are either from a Southern State, or you are not.  There is no in-between.  kansaw ain't, and they really do suck for even claiming it.

Mason-Dixon was used for the Missouri Compromise, much more pertinent to the Civil War.  Kansaw is on the wrong side of it.  The Mason Dixon line didn't extend past now West Virginia.

Confederate smack?  Are we Ole Miss now?

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »
Anything north of I-40 is yankee territory.

Sorry Dogtown...

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2011, 06:12:47 PM »
Confederate smack?  Are we Ole Miss now?

I learned in a horticulture class that the whole reason the University of Arkansas is in Fayetteville (and not closer to Little Rock/East Arkansas) is because the people in NWA didn't fight for the Confederacy.  The US government was reluctant to put a land-grant institution smack dab in the middle of the part of the state with strong Confederate roots.


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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2011, 06:50:29 PM »
I learned in a horticulture class that the whole reason the University of Arkansas is in Fayetteville (and not closer to Little Rock/East Arkansas) is because the people in NWA didn't fight for the Confederacy.  The US government was reluctant to put a land-grant institution smack dab in the middle of the part of the state with strong Confederate roots.



I heard it was because Fayetteville came up with the most money.


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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2011, 07:32:12 PM »
I heard it was because Fayetteville came up with the most money.

This.

And I don't think the Mason-Dixon line had much or anything to do with the Missouri Compromise.  Instead, the 36-30 line was established, barring slavery in new states (after Missouri) formed north of it.  And when Texas was annexed in 1845, if they wanted to keep slaves, texas had to give all their land north of that lattitude to the feds. 

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Re: Better know a cupcake: Kansas State
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2011, 08:34:50 PM »
I learned in a horticulture class that the whole reason the University of Arkansas is in Fayetteville (and not closer to Little Rock/East Arkansas) is because the people in NWA didn't fight for the Confederacy.  The US government was reluctant to put a land-grant institution smack dab in the middle of the part of the state with strong Confederate roots.


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