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Offline TheOtherWhiteMeat

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My Christmas Wish
« on: December 22, 2011, 08:26:38 PM »
2012 LSU game at RRS. Jeff Long needs to make this happen.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2011, 09:26:33 PM »
Me? I want a hula hoop.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2011, 09:33:22 PM »
Cheerwine.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 09:37:32 PM »
Good peace on earth and all that jazz

and death to all coon asses.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 09:42:13 PM »
Good peace on earth and all that jazz

and death to all coon asses.

These go hand in hand.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 09:46:48 PM »
I'm hoping to be shot into space straight off my couch, but I'm trying to be realistic. 

My guy says he can get fungus tomorrow.  This may work out.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 09:47:47 PM »
http://www.hulu.com/watch/115715/saturday-night-live-steve-martins-holiday-wish

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Starkville! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 10:28:37 PM »
Anything from Wham-o and I am golden!
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 10:33:02 PM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey aMm he is! Hallelujah! Holy aMm! Where's the Tylenol?
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 10:42:11 PM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey aMm he is! Hallelujah! Holy aMm! Where's the Tylenol?

You forgot flit boy, no?
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 12:02:20 AM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey aMm he is! Hallelujah! Holy aMm! Where's the Tylenol?

Greatest holiday rant in the history of holiday rants.  Ed knew exactly what to do.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 02:17:06 AM »
All I asked for was some fuckin weed.

Why the fuck do I still not have no fuckin weed?

Fuck Christmas.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 02:29:56 AM »
Greatest holiday rant in the history of holiday rants.

Talk about "the airing of grievances"
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 02:32:32 AM »


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Oh, and world peace.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 06:45:10 AM »
I got mine just over four years ago...twice. :helmet:

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2011, 07:46:42 AM »
I like that map, but from the opposite direction.

Actually, just lopping off CA and NY and everything NE of NY would be a good start.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 08:48:52 AM »
2012 LSU game at RRS. Jeff Long needs to make this happen.

I'm starting to get the feeling that we are gonna get straight fucked when the schedule is released.  It's keeps being hinted that some teams my have to go on the road two years in a row or get to host the same team two years in a row.  I would almost bet money that we have to go back to either Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge next season.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2011, 08:53:15 AM »
I'm starting to get the feeling that we are gonna get straight fricked when the schedule is released.  It's keeps being hinted that some teams my have to go on the road two years in a row or get to host the same team two years in a row.  I would almost bet money that we have to go back to either Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge next season.

Agreeance. Long didn't give me the warm and fuzzies when discussing the scheduled. We're fricked by aTm and Missyou and the haven't played a game yet.
AYFSM?

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2011, 09:40:02 AM »

football
Let your stuff work, and just pound the zone.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 10:43:15 AM »
Two free tickets to the Cotton Bowl. 8-)

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2011, 11:03:34 AM »
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life....

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2011, 11:44:54 AM »
I'm starting to get the feeling that we are gonna get straight fucked when the schedule is released.  It's keeps being hinted that some teams my have to go on the road two years in a row or get to host the same team two years in a row.  I would almost bet money that we have to go back to either Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge next season.


I'd bet money that it won't be Bammer that gets the screw job!



Oh, and the world peace thingy.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2011, 12:11:35 PM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey aMm he is! Hallelujah! Holy aMm! Where's the Tylenol?

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2011, 12:36:07 PM »
A healthy Knile Davis and Tyler Wilson next season. DGB would be nice as well.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2011, 02:57:09 PM »
and twins

 

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