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Hmmm... Apparently, I've eaten a bunch of monkey dicks.
I want a giant T-Rex that shoots lasers out of it's eyes so I can ride him around and reek havoc. I want a hand held gatling gun like Blain in Predator so I can shoot trees down and set them on fire with my T-Rex's laser eyes. I want a set of aviator sunglasses and a pearl grip .45 like Marion Cobretti used with a cobra on the side.I want a box of condoms made out of alligator skin and a toothbrush with shark tooth bristles. I want a wrist watch made out of recycled gold teeth and an ink pen carved out of a cheeta fang. I'd like to have a nice button down shirt made out of grizzly fur and armadillo shell buttons. I'd prefer that shirt have "Bad Ass" embroidered on the back with thread made of the bleached hair of a Panamanian prostitute.I want a cowboy hat made out of dragon skin and a pet octopus that has flame throwers for tentacles. I want a set of nunchucks held together with razor wire and a bullwhip made with a live rattlesnake. I want a Harley mounted on skillsaw blades that shoots ninja stars out of its exhaust pipe. I want a Washburn flying V with a wammy bar that seconds as a night stick and hippopotamus on tank tracks. But I'll settle for some good memories with my wife and kids.
Many U.S. Americans can't locate Texas on a map.
I'm hoping to be shot into space straight off my couch, but I'm trying to be realistic. My guy says he can get fungus tomorrow. This may work out.
Just stopped by my guy's on the way to visit my girlfriend's family and acquired some doses for the trip. hope her parents dont think im too weird. HOHOHO!!!
Nice. There's nothing more fun than walking into a situation where you could blow everything....and the walls are moving.
Is your avatar an artistic rendering of Darrell Abbot's facial expression when the bullet entered his body? Something like this:?Either that or the artist that drew that picture gave him Bell's palsy.Merry Christmas!
Color me envious. Quality self medications are difficult to come by now days.
Not out here. It's growing all over the place. Hell, they have a four story building downtown that has the top three floors full of hydroponics and shit. You can smell skunk a half block away.
I don't know about moving walls but I have seen several vids where Bree Olson walks into a situation where she could blow everything Everybody looked like they were having lots of fun in those
You have no clue.Nor do you.Surprise, surprise.
Ya'll ever tried to suck a dick for 20 minutes? It isn't easy.
TulsaHawg bound and gagged with his Houston Nutt boxer shorts shoved in his mouth, locked in the bathroom of his RV, whilst dancing medieval dwarfs a la Spinal Tap douse it with gasoline before a circlejerk of chain smoking WCDC parolees simultaneously flick lit cigarettes at it on the count of three.And World Peace.
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
You're a weird motherfucker.
My wish would be for all posts on woopig be no longer than two sentences and and coretly punctuated.
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