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Offline TheOtherWhiteMeat

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #50 on: December 23, 2011, 08:44:23 PM »
La Boheme. It's an opera.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #51 on: December 23, 2011, 08:47:18 PM »
That's "Mr. Dimebag",God rest his soul, to you and don't you be forgetting it.

A rare photo of Oswald jamming with Dimebag in the early years....


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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #52 on: December 23, 2011, 08:48:49 PM »
Pork bellies.

Used to make bacon....which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2011, 08:50:58 PM »
A Braugham (Merlot in color)
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #54 on: December 23, 2011, 08:55:50 PM »
frozen concentrated orange-juice futures

Plastics

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #55 on: December 23, 2011, 09:07:55 PM »
If you can't get even,get odd

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2011, 09:11:36 PM »
Used to make bacon....which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

Whiskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.. ..




All.

You.

Want.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2011, 09:17:35 PM »
Aluminum siding.

Acrylic Copolymer Exterior Flat Paint

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #58 on: December 23, 2011, 09:39:10 PM »
I want Mike's team to beat the over/under on wins expected by the masses.
I know they will be better, you can see it.  He expects it.

I want Bobby to get what he needs on signing day.
(looking at you DGB)

I want No woopigglers* to die(fire or otherwise) this year.


*. I do not consider tuLsafag, chopsooie, or a few other select idiots as real woopigglers.


Oh yeah, and some whirled peas.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2011, 09:51:43 PM »
I wish my bitches would hurry up.

I ain't got time to be here.
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2011, 09:54:03 PM »
I want Mike's team to beat the over/under on wins expected by the masses.
I know they will be better, you can see it.  He expects it.

I want Bobby to get what he needs on signing day.
(looking at you DGB)

I want No woopigglers* to die(fire or otherwise) this year.


*. I do not consider tuLsafag, chopsooie, or a few other select idiots as real woopigglers.


Oh yeah, and some whirled peas.

So....do I DIAF before or after DGB says he's a Hog? And just what in the frick does whirled peas have ANYTHING to do with LEO?

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2011, 10:05:14 PM »
So....do I DIAF before or after DGB says he's a Hog? And just what in the frick does whirled peas have ANYTHING to do with LEO?

It's player's choice.  You pick.



Can't you see it maaannnnnn?
Don't you GET it maaannnnn?
fricking LEO=Whirled peas.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2011, 10:09:29 PM »
I wish my bitches would hurry up.

I ain't got time to be here.

they must have missed the message that the phone in the limo was busted
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2011, 10:15:28 PM »
they must have missed the message that the phone in the limo was busted
Yeah. What is the rest of you? Ignorant?
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2011, 10:16:13 PM »
Yeah. What is the rest of you? Ignorant?

YEAH!

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2011, 10:18:57 PM »
YEAH!
It aint cool being a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2011, 10:32:01 PM »
It aint cool being a jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

You ain't NEVER met Dr. Martin Luther The King!


Oh...wait....wrong movie.

"This summer....the most anticipated movie of the year....Eddie Murphy...Zoso...Ben Vereen....a movie of unprecedented excellence....

"Slamming My D1ck In A Screen Door"....

A must see movie....

Rated Z....no one admitted....

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2011, 10:35:28 PM »
My wish is for Santa to show up and put this fricking trampoline together.

Offline Zoso

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2011, 10:36:52 PM »
My wish is for Santa to show up and put this fricking trampoline together.

Them thangs is easy....till you get down to the last 3 sprangs.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2011, 11:23:34 PM »
My wish is for Santa to show up and put this fricking trampoline together.

Put in a spring about every 4 or 5 slots and keep filling in.

I would like to have a competing sports network that would knock ESPN off their high horse and some kind of college football playoff.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2011, 11:58:25 PM »
Them thangs is easy....till you get down to the last 3 sprangs.
just put those three in first.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #71 on: December 24, 2011, 07:20:30 AM »
just put those three in first.


What he said, and no matter what anyone says, lower the deductible on your homeowners insurance!
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #72 on: December 24, 2011, 07:30:54 AM »
A rare photo of Oswald jamming with Dimebag in the early years....



I called my wife in to look at this.  Geenus.

Merry fricking Christmas, by the way, to all a y'all.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2011, 08:12:43 AM »
just put those three in first.

 :maundoed:


What he said, and no matter what anyone says, lower the deductible on your homeowners insurance!

No aMm.  Trampolines = multiple broken arms.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2011, 08:13:45 AM »
Do another bowl... it'll be alright.

Heyyyyyy....that worked!   :D

 

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