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Offline Sliver72

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #75 on: December 24, 2011, 09:06:02 AM »
I overbought trampoline this year. Got a 15' for my little girl. I suck at many things; mental measurement is one of them. My pops was helping me put together this trampoline. Went off without a hitch. Glad I have a big enough yard for it. Not many people can say they bought more trampoline than they intended to. I can.

I got the one with the safety netting enclosure. Don't know if that will help but at least she won't be launching herself across the yard.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #76 on: December 24, 2011, 09:21:53 AM »
Bought one for my girls a couple years ago. Aside from the snow, 75 knot winds and a rabid yeti, assembly was simple. Tried to get away without putting on the spring cover and safety net but the wiff wasn't having it. I tried to tell her you ain't trampolining if'n you ain't getting pinched by springs or catapulted off. At least that's how I remember it.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2011, 09:55:30 AM »
You have no clue.

Oh yeah?  I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #78 on: December 24, 2011, 10:47:33 AM »
I won't be on teh ebayz the rest of the weekend so Happy Festivus and Merry Christmas to all you fuckers!

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #79 on: December 24, 2011, 11:11:40 AM »
I guess this is the official woopig "Merry XMAS, Happy Festivus, Happy Chanukah, Winter Solstice, etc" thread.







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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #80 on: December 24, 2011, 12:13:57 PM »


I got the one with the safety netting enclosure.
never could figure out how to put this on correctly, oh well it was for the ex's kid anyway
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #81 on: December 24, 2011, 12:18:29 PM »
never could figure out how to put this on correctly, oh well it was for the ex's kid anyway
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #82 on: December 24, 2011, 03:10:44 PM »
never could figure out how to put this on correctly, oh well it was for the ex's kid anyway
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #83 on: December 24, 2011, 08:36:20 PM »
I overbought trampoline this year. Got a 15' for my little girl. I suck at many things; mental measurement is one of them. My pops was helping me put together this trampoline. Went off without a hitch. Glad I have a big enough yard for it. Not many people can say they bought more trampoline than they intended to. I can.

I got the one with the safety netting enclosure. Don't know if that will help but at least she won't be launching herself across the yard.

I cringe every time I see one.  They are a broke neck waiting to happen.

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My Christmas Wish
« Reply #84 on: December 24, 2011, 08:59:27 PM »
Must have been of legal age.
no.  Was a girl, not a boy.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #85 on: December 24, 2011, 10:23:17 PM »
I cringe every time I see one.  They are a broke neck waiting to happen.

I got one sitting right next to my swimmin pool. Hahahahhahahahaaahahahahahah
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #86 on: December 24, 2011, 10:39:31 PM »
I got one sitting right next to my swimmin pool. Hahahahhahahahaaahahahahahah

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #87 on: December 24, 2011, 11:00:08 PM »
I have the trampoline in a crumpled mess in the garage.

Merry Christmas kids. Santa didn't have time to put it together. He might have been drInking.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #88 on: December 24, 2011, 11:29:48 PM »
I have the trampoline in a crumpled mess in the garage.

Merry Christmas kids. Santa didn't have time to put it together. He might have been drInking.

frick YEAH.

Santa should grab a pair of scissors and cut the picture of said assembled trampoline out of the box; that's good enough for most people.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #89 on: December 24, 2011, 11:57:48 PM »
I have the trampoline in a crumpled mess in the garage.

Merry Christmas kids. Santa didn't have time to put it together. He might have been drInking.

Awesome.   :borat:
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #90 on: December 25, 2011, 06:29:52 AM »
I have the trampoline in a crumpled mess in the garage.

Merry Christmas kids. Santa didn't have time to put it together. He might have been drInking.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #92 on: December 25, 2011, 11:45:02 PM »
I overbought trampoline this year. Got a 15' for my little girl. I suck at many things; mental measurement is one of them. My pops was helping me put together this trampoline. Went off without a hitch. Glad I have a big enough yard for it. Not many people can say they bought more trampoline than they intended to. I can.

I got the one with the safety netting enclosure. Don't know if that will help but at least she won't be launching herself across the yard.

If you're not reeling off close brushes with death, you ain't livin'.  Too many people try to outsmart the trampoline assembly.  The order you attach the springs is key.  The rest I daresay is common sense.  But you ain't gonna outsmart those springs.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #93 on: December 26, 2011, 12:08:17 AM »
no.  Was a girl, not a boy.
boy, not a girl
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #94 on: December 26, 2011, 08:17:37 PM »
http://www.fscip.org/tramp.htm
The way this written is pretty funny.
Soon trampolines will be up there with football In things you wont allow your kids to do anymore. Jus put shits in a plastic bubbles till they are grown. Then after all the sheltering and lack of normalcy they will be regular adults like us.
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #95 on: December 26, 2011, 11:36:27 PM »
http://www.fscip.org/tramp.htm
The way this written is pretty funny.
Soon trampolines will be up there with football In things you wont allow your kids to do anymore. Jus put shits in a plastic bubbles till they are grown. Then after all the sheltering and lack of normalcy they will be regular adults like us.

Ever feel like you are in the wrong place?

Trampolines are fricking dangerous.  I hurt my neck bad when I was about 7 or 8.  Problem is when you have an accident, it's going to be bad.  Broken Bones and fricked up necks/backs are fairly common.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/347980-statistics-on-trampoline-injuries/

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #96 on: December 27, 2011, 12:22:10 PM »
Ever feel like you are in the wrong place?

Trampolines are fricking dangerous.  I hurt my neck bad when I was about 7 or 8.  Problem is when you have an accident, it's going to be bad.  Broken Bones and fricked up necks/backs are fairly common.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/347980-statistics-on-trampoline-injuries/

you gotta not be a puthy/Dumas.

I jumped off the top of my parents house onto ours when I was 9.  Launched my brother, a cousin, and myself into what felt like the next county.  Two of us suffered broken bones, one a bruised vagina(the cousin), and I got a bonus concussion.

Trampolines aren't dangerous.  Kids are dangerous.
Me and my best friend built an airplane(modeled after a crop duster stuck in the dirt in a field nearby) out of pallets and scrap wood with a few parts we robbed from the wreck.  We launched that bitch from the roof of his gramma's barn with both of us in it.  I lost two teeth and broke an ankle, he got a concussion and was grounded.  I think he might STILL be grounded.
Barns are dangerous. 
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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #97 on: December 27, 2011, 01:30:21 PM »
Trampolines aren't dangerous.  Kids are dangerous.
When I was fourteen or so, me and a buddy of mine were jumping on his trampoline and we got his labrador retriever on it. He double-jumped me and the dog into the stratosphere and I landed right between two springs. One popped off and the end ripped into my calf muscle, then the dog landed on me. We kept jumping till he was convinced I'd get tuberculosis (he meant tetanus) so I finally showed my mom and had to go get some stitches and a shot.

I managed to talk my first girlfriend out of her shirt on that trampoline about a year later.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #98 on: December 27, 2011, 01:31:44 PM »
you gotta not be a puthy/Dumas.

I jumped off the top of my parents house onto ours when I was 9.  Launched my brother, a cousin, and myself into what felt like the next county.  Two of us suffered broken bones, one a bruised vagina(the cousin), and I got a bonus concussion.

Trampolines aren't dangerous.  Kids are dangerous.
Me and my best friend built an airplane(modeled after a crop duster stuck in the dirt in a field nearby) out of pallets and scrap wood with a few parts we robbed from the wreck.  We launched that bitch from the roof of his gramma's barn with both of us in it.  I lost two teeth and broke an ankle, he got a concussion and was grounded.  I think he might STILL be grounded.
Barns are dangerous. 
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That's some funny aMm right there.

About the trampoline, I was 7 or so and my two teenage cousins were on it too.  They were jumping and I was jumping and when I came down it was like hitting concrete.  If you are going to use the damn thing, at least do it with no one else on it.  They are some fun but I got skeered of them early.

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Re: My Christmas Wish
« Reply #99 on: December 27, 2011, 02:21:31 PM »
Ever feel like you are in the wrong place
Aree we not talking tramps? So, to answer you, no I don't feel like im in the wrong place.
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