Author Topic: Happy 2012 new years official thread sponsored by red bull and Bulleit Bourbon (Read 1508 times)

aNiMaL · « **on:** December 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM »

So once again for tonight's entertaining we get to see some guy ramp aMm.

The Cowboy Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:18:49 PM »

frick Earth.

aNiMaL · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:23:13 PM »

You'll have to wait till after a while to see a dude ramp a bunch of aMm on espn, the build up of Red Bull commercials and a whorish females shaking their asses will distract from the bleak reality that you aren't there shaking your ass with them.

notaslibro · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:34:41 PM »

Quote from: aNiMaL on December 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM

So once again for tonight's entertaining we get to see some guy ramp aMm.

I still don't understand why you like Ryan Seacrest.

aNiMaL · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:36:10 PM »

Quote from: notaslibro on December 31, 2011, 09:34:41 PM

I still don't understand why you like Ryan Seacrest.

Dude only works twice a year.

Tanny Bogus · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2011, 09:44:03 PM »

Quote from: aNiMaL on December 31, 2011, 09:36:10 PM

Dude only works twice a year.

It's more than Dick Clark

hogsrunwild · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2011, 10:02:23 PM »

I want to frick the ex-gf in the Verizon circles commercial, on a ramp, on a snowmobile.

uagrad89 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2011, 10:18:54 PM »

Three things:

Joe Tessitore

New Year's Eve

Paisley shirt.

That's all you need to know.

ElvisHog · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2011, 11:46:44 PM »

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uagrad89 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2012, 12:11:03 AM »

Happy New Year, woopig. Here's to more insults, namecalling, debauchery, and otherwise making fun of people in 2012!

Fairweather Hog Fan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2012, 12:16:03 AM »

Happy New Years! Now some of you woopiggas get yo ass over here and help me shovel up some of these dead blackbirds!

TravelHog · « **Reply #11 on:** January 01, 2012, 12:16:25 AM »

Happy New Year's, Woopig.

It's a celebration, bitches! Enjoy yourselves!

Southern Yeoman · « **Reply #12 on:** January 01, 2012, 04:27:06 PM »

Anybody eating collards and blackeyed peas today?

Supposedly

Greens = $$ for the new year

Blackeyed peas = good luck for the new year

or something like that

Must be cooked for a long time with a generous dollop of fatback and/or bacon grease

aNiMaL · « **Reply #13 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:02:09 PM »

Quote from: Southern Yeoman on January 01, 2012, 04:27:06 PM

Anybody eating collards and blackeyed peas today?

Supposedly

Greens = $$ for the new year

Blackeyed peas = good luck for the new year

or something like that

Must be cooked for a long time with a generous dollop of fatback and/or bacon grease

I'll get right on that...can it wait till tomorrow?

Southern Yeoman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:34:06 PM »

Quote from: aNiMaL on January 01, 2012, 06:02:09 PM

I'll get right on that...can it wait till tomorrow?

Yeah, I don't know that there's a rolexing clause on southern folklore. I think it was just an excuse to eat some of the stockpiled pig. Eat it whenever you want, brother

PigHair · « **Reply #15 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:40:18 PM »

Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

aNiMaL · « **Reply #16 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:55:19 PM »

Quote from: PigHair on January 01, 2012, 06:40:18 PM

Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.

Southern Yeoman · « **Reply #17 on:** January 01, 2012, 06:57:01 PM »

Quote from: PigHair on January 01, 2012, 06:40:18 PM

Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

You're just too healthy. Fatback fends off the ticks next spring.

Hogwildpigcrazy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 01, 2012, 07:52:55 PM »

Been eating blackeyes seasoned with smoked hog jowl all day long. Wreaks havoc on the lower digestive system.

Hogtired · « **Reply #19 on:** January 01, 2012, 08:08:14 PM »

Had mine today. Love me some black eyed peas. Can't find any white eyed peas!

Fairweather Hog Fan · « **Reply #20 on:** January 01, 2012, 08:10:39 PM »

I had purple hull peas with hog jowls, aMm like a goose.

Southern Yeoman · « **Reply #21 on:** January 01, 2012, 08:17:42 PM »

Quote from: aNiMaL on January 01, 2012, 06:55:19 PM

Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.

Starkville, yeah
You cain't eat pot likker without some hot sauce of your choice.

So, tonight could be the night!

PigHair · « **Reply #22 on:** January 01, 2012, 10:13:46 PM »

Quote from: aNiMaL on January 01, 2012, 06:55:19 PM

Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.

Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift. They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.

DRYANKNPULL · « **Reply #23 on:** January 01, 2012, 10:36:52 PM »

Quote from: PigHair on January 01, 2012, 10:13:46 PM

Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift. They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.

Had my peas and greens. You might consider shitting outside tomorrow to keep from burning the house down after the habenero.

Sliver72 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:16:50 AM »

Quote from: PigHair on January 01, 2012, 10:13:46 PM

Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift. They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.

My pops tried making his own hot sauce once by boiling Habanero peppers in vinegar. That didn't turn out well.