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Offline aNiMaL

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So once again for tonight's entertaining we get to see some guy ramp aMm.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2011, 09:19:33 PM by aNiMaL »
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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frick Earth.
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You'll have to wait till after a while to see a dude ramp a bunch of aMm on espn, the build up of Red Bull commercials and a whorish females shaking their asses will distract from the bleak reality that you aren't there shaking your ass with them.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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So once again for tonight's entertaining we get to see some guy ramp aMm.

I still don't understand why you like Ryan Seacrest.

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I still don't understand why you like Ryan Seacrest.

Dude only works twice a year.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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Dude only works twice a year.
It's more than Dick Clark

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I want to frick the ex-gf in the Verizon circles commercial, on a ramp, on a snowmobile.
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Three things:

Joe Tessitore

New Year's Eve

Paisley shirt.

That's all you need to know.

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Happy New Year, woopig.  Here's to more insults, namecalling, debauchery, and otherwise making fun of people in 2012!

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Happy New Years! Now some of you woopiggas get yo ass over here and help me shovel up some of these dead blackbirds!
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Happy New Year's, Woopig.

It's a celebration, bitches! Enjoy yourselves!
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Anybody eating collards and blackeyed peas today?

Supposedly

Greens = $$ for the new year

Blackeyed peas = good luck for the new year

or something like that

Must be cooked for a long time with a generous dollop of fatback and/or bacon grease

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Anybody eating collards and blackeyed peas today?

Supposedly

Greens = $$ for the new year

Blackeyed peas = good luck for the new year

or something like that

Must be cooked for a long time with a generous dollop of fatback and/or bacon grease

I'll get right on that...can it wait till tomorrow?
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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I'll get right on that...can it wait till tomorrow?

Yeah, I don't know that there's a rolexing clause on southern folklore.  I think it was just an excuse to eat some of the stockpiled pig.  Eat it whenever you want, brother

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Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

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Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.
And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale

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Just finished some greens and black eyed peas. I didn't add any fat back or grease.

You're just too healthy.  Fatback fends off the ticks next spring.
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Been eating blackeyes seasoned with smoked hog jowl all day long. Wreaks havoc on the lower digestive system.
Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Had mine today. Love me some black eyed peas. Can't find any white eyed peas!
AYFSM?

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I had purple hull peas with hog jowls, aMm like a goose.
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Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.

Starkville, yeah
You cain't eat pot likker without some hot sauce of your choice.

So, tonight could be the night!

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Any hot sauce in that aMm? That will make yur sticker peck out.

Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift.  They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.

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Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift.  They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.

Had my peas and greens. You might consider shitting outside tomorrow to keep from burning the house down after the habenero.

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Actually I tried 6 different Tabascos that I got as a gift.  They were all pretty good, although the Habenero flavored was a little too hot.
My pops tried making his own hot sauce once by boiling Habanero peppers in vinegar. That didn't turn out well.
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