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Offline ArkGuy

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Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« on: January 05, 2012, 05:15:19 PM »
While the 'cats ponder,
"Is the D-Town Boogie Dead?,"
Hogs take Jerry World.






(if you hate the haiku thread, but are too stupid to avoid clicking on it, I can't help you)
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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 05:30:53 PM »
Someone hates this thread
Then again some love this thread
Hogs cornhole Kansas.

Offline Sus-Scrofa

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2012, 05:37:50 PM »
A Narlens blow out
And a real game in Dallas
Makes Sugar Bowl sad

Offline littlerayofsunshine

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2012, 06:02:56 PM »
Hogs have hairy nuts
K-State girls have big ass butts
Let's pig-frick those sluts
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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2012, 07:48:45 PM »
Petrino vs.
An octogenerian.
Score more than his age?
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

Offline labhawg

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2012, 09:21:54 PM »

K-State is teh suck
Arkansas doesn't need Luck
Tyler Wilson Killz

Offline Too Big Pig

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 09:35:25 PM »
I wanted tickets.
Zero money post Christmas
Damn Thomas the Train.

Offline Das Uberschwein

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2012, 10:33:51 PM »
Who here believes that
K-State will be within three
TD's at the end?



[Thought so.]
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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 01:23:16 AM »
We will beat the aMm
out of the wildcats, then we
will sex their mothers

Offline UnderHog

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 02:17:04 AM »
Cardinal trumps purple
Arkansas beats Kansas
Hogs destroy Wildcats
There are no free lunches.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 06:14:15 AM »
Will we get better
Proof being a Cotton Bowl win?
We need to start fast.

A 10 and 3 slate
Improved via a nice bowl win
Will show improvement.
Just ask the Axis

Offline Boondock Hogs

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 09:30:39 AM »
Finally it's time
To end this season of win.
K-state goes down hard.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 09:56:49 AM »
Box completely full
Of purple clitty litter
Bowl win era starts
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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »
Haiku Tradition
very, very important.
JDHog is  queer.
Can't is the cancer of Happen.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2012, 12:22:15 PM »
Hogs verses Wildcats
LibertyHog verses Pabst
cheap beer/purple lose.
Can't is the cancer of Happen.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 01:01:27 PM »
Hogs start fast / play hard
Annihilation follows
'Cats in Purple Haze
There are no free lunches.

Offline Hoggy Style

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »
Paul Haynes restructures
Wildputhy's cannot convert
Kline's sister receives pee in butt

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2012, 01:29:26 PM »

If you're in Dallas.
I will drink more cheaply, still
I hate you fuckers.

Offline Sliver72

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2012, 02:07:44 PM »
The Hogs will skullfuck
The Northwestern Kansas State
Wildcat football team.
...as for me and my house, we will call the Hogs.

Offline Oliver Fist

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2012, 02:59:29 PM »
Raping the Big 12
Knock down Cat, put cleat on neck
Insert ball...sideways

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2012, 04:21:49 PM »
Roll it on over
Pigs frick 'em hard in dallas
It's Root Hog, or die
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Pre-Cotton Bowl Haiku
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2012, 05:15:17 PM »
Hogs need to wake up
Don't spot K-State 3 TDs
Play hard from the start

 

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