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Offline pinkphiloyd

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12/21/2012 countdown.
« on: January 08, 2012, 12:36:30 PM »
I thought it might be interesting to have a thread chronicling events in the news, weather, etc. leading up to mankind's ultimate demise this December.  I've never been a conspiracy theorist.  I laughed at Y2k, and took news of every other apocalyptic prophecy I've heard in my lifetime with a coke and a motherfucking smile.  This one, though, I think is legit.  I'm a believer in 12/21/2012.  What makes this one different?  This right here.  (Link courtesy Turd F.)

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/01/06/010612-sports-wolken-column-arkansas-1-3/

Next season is going to be epic.  And as a life long Razorback fan that's grown accustomed to being let down just when things seem to be rolling, I have no doubt whatsoever that towards the end of next season, when the sweet, sweet taste of crystal is seemingly so close; so deliciously imminent that you can actually smell it, that the GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING END OF LIFE AS WE fricking KNOW IT WILL frick US OUT OF IT. 
« Last Edit: January 08, 2012, 02:33:52 PM by pinkphiloyd »
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 12:50:10 PM »
Fix the date. We didn't all die 3 weeks ago.

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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 01:12:08 PM »
Fix the date. We didn't all die 3 weeks ago.

That is what the machines want you to think.
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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 01:21:17 PM »
Yeah, im pretty sure the apocolypse didnt happen a few weeks ago, so we're good.  Play him off keyboard cat.
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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 01:33:58 PM »
Yeah, im pretty sure the apocolypse didnt happen a few weeks ago, so we're good.  Play him off keyboard cat.

ARe you sure or just "pretty sure"?

This feels real but it could all be a form of purgatory.
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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 01:41:09 PM »
Maybe we are all just Lost.
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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 01:59:45 PM »
If i start seeing black smoke monsters and super bright lights and and loud bendy-whiney noises and one of you fuckers moves the island, im just gonna go ahead and fast forward to the end of season 7 of BMFP and hope it doesnt have the same disappointing ending.
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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2012, 02:00:49 PM »
So if we get a top BCS slot, we'll know we're going, but wont get to play the game before the end.  ESPN must have something to do with that.

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Re: 12/21/2011 countdown.
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2012, 02:33:30 PM »
It's a glitch in the Matrix.  I swear I started this in crapola.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 05:50:50 AM »
Saw people talking about this on The Gear Page.  Supposedly people are hearing it all over.  I suspect viral marketing, but I've seen a few that hypothesize it's Gabriel's trumpet.

I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 06:10:50 AM »
... but I've seen a few that hypothesize it's Gabriel's trumpet.

sure ain't Louis Armstrong, that aMm sucks

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 07:12:19 AM »
I don't know what everyone's getting worked up about.  It's not, like, the end of the world!

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 08:41:48 AM »
those mother fuckers!

http://now.msn.com/living/0310-nasa-debunks-doomsday.aspx

...next they'll say wearing hats made out of aluminum foil won't protect us from alien mind control

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 09:28:04 AM »



So I can stop watching Doomsday Preppers?

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 10:02:27 AM »

...next they'll say wearing hats made out of aluminum foil won't protect us from alien mind control
When they say this, they will lose all credibility.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 03:08:24 PM »
Colorado is on fire, Florida is sinking, and people are eating other people and animals.  Maybe this fricking party is finally getting under way.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 03:18:46 PM »
If the Supreme Court rules for Obamacare tomorrow I'm with you.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 03:34:34 PM »
Colorado is on fire, Florida is sinking, and people are eating other people and animals.  Maybe this fricking party is finally getting under way.

You forgot about the Euro falling apart.  It will soon be on our doorstep here in the US with our 14+ trillion dollar debt.  In my eyes we will make it past the election and aMm will start falling apart soon thereafter.  Hope you have your zombie ammo ready. 

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 04:16:28 PM »
I guess some of the wind was taken out of my original post with all the BMFP drama anyway.  Probably oughta be in crapola now.
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 04:20:25 PM »
Colorado is on fire, Florida is sinking, and people are eating other people and animals.  Maybe this fricking party is finally getting under way.
When does the band start playing?

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2012, 06:37:51 PM »
When does Obama rename the country....United Socialist States of America?

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2012, 07:39:49 PM »
Check out Creed in concert like you have never seen them before. In select cities, the band will be performing My Own Prison the first night and Human Clay in the second (both albums played in their entirety). Creed will also be playing select songs from the Weathered and Full Circle


5/30
Toronto, Canada
Danforth Music Hall

5/31
Detroit, MI
Fillmore Detroit

6/1
Brantford, ON
Brant Park Conservation Area

6/30
Beauce, QC
Woodstock en Beauce

7/28
Hot Springs, AR
Timberwood Amphitheater

8/3
Lincoln, CA
Thunder Valley Casino Resort - Outdoor Amphitheater

8/4
Ridgefield, WA
The Amphitheatre at Clark County

8/17
Council Bluffs, IA
Stir Cove

8/21
Fairbanks, AK
Carlson Center

8/23
Palmer, AK
Alaska State Fair

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2012, 09:07:37 PM »
When does Obama rename the country....United Socialist States of America?
 

Right after he puts all the white folks in FEMA Death Camps.
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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2012, 10:11:40 PM »
Saw people talking about this on The Gear Page.  Supposedly people are hearing it all over.  I suspect viral marketing, but I've seen a few that hypothesize it's Gabriel's trumpet.



aMm...... That sound is a "truck out on the four lane"  John Denver sang all about it back when I smoked p.....I mean back in the 70's.
Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Re: 12/21/2012 countdown.
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2012, 08:20:29 AM »
I think it's really going to happen. The Checkmate in NLR and Bennigan's in LR are being demolished.

 

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