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Offline Porkrinds

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2012, 10:27:37 PM »
I'm starting to think that stadium clocks are some seriously complicated aMm to install and operate.


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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2012, 10:32:33 PM »
I'm starting to think that stadium clocks are some seriously complicated aMm to install and operate.

Have you ever tried to set your alarm clock while drunk?

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #77 on: January 08, 2012, 10:34:15 PM »
Have you ever tried to set your alarm clock while drunk?

Yes, and it ain't easy.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2012, 10:38:16 PM »
Wheels.  They have done come off.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2012, 10:38:24 PM »
Have you ever tried to set your alarm clock while drunk?

Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume.
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2012, 10:42:08 PM »
the sunbelt must really be shitty if astate was the best of em
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2012, 10:44:05 PM »
the sunbelt must really be shitty if astate was the best of em

Wat are you talking about.  AState is the best team in Arkansas.  Just ask them.
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #82 on: January 08, 2012, 10:51:48 PM »
Have you ever tried to set your alarm clock while drunk?

Once got hammered on a work trip.  I woke up with the alarm going off at the right time, still drunk and fully clothed laying on top of the covers in the hotel.  I still have no idea how I set that damned thing.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #83 on: January 08, 2012, 10:52:30 PM »
I will say that was a nice lick they just laid on the QB.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #84 on: January 08, 2012, 10:58:06 PM »
Getting doominated now.
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #85 on: January 08, 2012, 11:01:00 PM »
Never realized how different punting is in the little conferences.  Always people there to cover since the kicks are so short.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #86 on: January 08, 2012, 11:27:54 PM »
Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume.

Why separate knob?  Why separate knob?!?


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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #87 on: January 08, 2012, 11:33:59 PM »
Pick six.  A stab in the old proverbial heart.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2012, 11:34:23 PM »
Well, that'll probably do it.
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #89 on: January 08, 2012, 11:39:23 PM »
Aplin is a lot like tyler wilson. except he throws a lot of picks. and he doesn't throw for many touchdowns. and he sucks.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2012, 11:51:07 PM »
Come on Huskies.  2 more, I want them doubled up.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2012, 11:58:31 PM »
NIU with a O-lineman names Wedige  :thumbup: Wonder how many times he's been called Wedgie.


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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #92 on: January 09, 2012, 12:14:10 AM »
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #93 on: January 09, 2012, 08:45:35 AM »
Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume.

Why separate knob?  Why separate knob?!?

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #94 on: January 09, 2012, 09:12:15 AM »
Have you ever tried to set your alarm clock while drunk?
Nope, but turning one off with a bad hangover is quite a feat. Especially if it isn't your alarm clock. Or your house.
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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2012, 10:13:13 AM »
He got his tickets on StubHub.

And that's why you always leave a note.



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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2012, 11:38:56 AM »
Pitiful motherfuckers.

This is the same NIU that lost to (2-10) Kansas this year. 
This is the same NIU that lost to (3-9) Central Michigan.

Yet there they are, doubling up on State almost.

If State thought they had a chance in this year, or any year, against The University of Arkansas, they are fricking retarded.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #97 on: January 09, 2012, 12:16:46 PM »
this is what really happened.

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #98 on: January 09, 2012, 12:48:00 PM »
this is what really happened.



That's purdy funny!

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Re: GoDaddy.com Bowl
« Reply #99 on: January 09, 2012, 01:08:15 PM »
this is what really happened.



This is hilarious.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

 

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