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Stop it.
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:32:50 PM »
The celebratory jump hip bump.

The 1/8th inch bands. Whether worn on arms or legs, they have to go. Wear a wristband. On your wrist.

Gatorade baths.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2012, 09:34:04 PM »
The celebratory jump hip bump.

The 1/8th inch bands. Whether worn on arms or legs, they have to go. Wear a wristband. On your wrist.

Gatorade baths.

Verne Lunquist.

I am with you on all but the Gatorade baths....I find they keep my skin smooth and well hydrated.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2012, 09:36:17 PM »
I've never understood the point of those 1/8 inch bands.  ???

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2012, 09:36:27 PM »
Dunking over the crossbar.

Wearing shitty hats to the post-game press conference.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2012, 09:38:58 PM »
The celebratory jump hip bump.

The 1/8th inch bands. Whether worn on arms or legs, they have to go. Wear a wristband. On your wrist.

Gatorade baths.

Verne Lunquist.

I assume this is in reverse priority order.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2012, 09:40:05 PM »
I assume this is in reverse priority order.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2012, 09:41:26 PM »
Tattoos!
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2012, 09:45:58 PM »
 
I stick to the "No man over the age of 16 should wear a jersey to a football game they're not playing in" rule.

Yes. Stop it.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2012, 09:46:46 PM »

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2012, 09:48:37 PM »
Not sure if they got the 1st down. It will depend on the spot of the ball.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 09:51:08 PM »
The Gatorade bath is turrible. It was a novelty and funny when (I think) Parcells got the first one a bazzillion years ago.  It needs to stop.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2012, 09:53:23 PM »
Jorts

Crocks

Crocks with socks

Elbow patches on sport coats

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2012, 09:54:43 PM »
Taking it to the house. 

All in.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2012, 09:55:48 PM »
Not sure if they got the 1st down. It will depend on the spot of the ball.

wha?

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2012, 10:06:06 PM »
Remember there must be INDISPUTABLE video evidence...
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 10:07:09 PM »
The Gatorade bath is turrible. It was a novelty and funny when (I think) Parcells got the first one a bazzillion years ago.  It needs to stop.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2012, 10:08:43 PM »
Not sure if they got the 1st down. It will depend on the spot of the ball.

I just want to slap the person sitting closest to me every time I hear that.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 10:11:18 PM »
Defensive secondary (you mean as opposed to the offensive one?)

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 10:12:49 PM »
Tampa two.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 10:20:02 PM »
Wait, what?

I know, right?

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2012, 10:21:43 PM »
Smoke Draw(wait, that ended a few weeks ago)

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2012, 10:29:31 PM »
Whining about Okie State not being in the championship game.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2012, 10:32:39 PM »
Bill Raftery
Raycom (or whoever the Starkville they are now)
Media bias/money telling us who the best teams are
The Wildcat formation being called anything but wildcat (ex. wildhog, wildwebel)
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2012, 10:33:32 PM »
It's been said somewhere else, but that damn fake flag throwing anytime you don't catch the ball.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2012, 10:42:43 PM »
The non-word terms trickeration and escapability
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