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Offline authorhawgerelli

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2012, 10:48:03 PM »
Clark Kent opening your shirt to reveal the S on your chest is reserved only for the real Superman. Not every football or basketball player who catches a ball or scores a point.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2012, 10:55:11 PM »
Talcum powder explosion. Yes LeBron. You.
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2012, 10:55:46 PM »
I mentioned this elsewhere too but everything is not ironic. Just because it may be an interesting coincidence does not make it "irony".

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2012, 10:56:41 PM »
"Remember they don't have to score a touchdown to get a first down"
Skipping while you nod your head.
Coaches who chest or back bump.
Head coaches who write things down on a little notepad.
Not showing viewers the play clock until it gets to :10
"They'll let you get away with that in the NFL"

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2012, 10:57:21 PM »
Trooper Taylor.
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2012, 11:00:08 PM »
"Remember they don't have to score a touchdown to get a first down"
Skipping while you nod your head.
Coaches who chest or back bump.
Head coaches who write things down on a little notepad.
Not showing viewers the play clock until it gets to :10
"They'll let you get away with that in the NFL"

Every time we would score they would flash to the sideline and Dooley was writing something down. Every single time. I wonder what he was writing?

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2012, 11:06:19 PM »
Remember there must be INDISPUTABLE video evidence...

Just said this in the godaddy bowl

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2012, 11:08:35 PM »
No cameras on the goal lines. It makes me angry.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2012, 11:11:51 PM »
ANY kind of celebration upon a score (or first down even) when you are still down by 3+ TDs

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2012, 11:41:47 PM »
Calling a snap from center to quarterback a direct snap.

Players signaling possession following a fumble.

Mike and Mike.

Calling the playoffs the Second Season.

40 day gaps between last regular season game and bowl game.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2012, 11:49:56 PM »
Sideline reporters.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2012, 11:53:08 PM »
BSPN
Our founding fathers would have been shooting by now.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2012, 12:01:26 AM »

Mike and Mike.


if you're in central ar listen to 92.7. steve czaben is the man
"I played seven years in the NBA," Mayberry said. "But nothing can take away the time I had over here playing for Coach Richardson. They were the best years of my life. Arkansas fans are the best."

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2012, 12:04:54 AM »


ALL things Chris Berman.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2012, 12:13:50 AM »
Every time we would score they would flash to the sideline and Dooley was writing something down. Every single time. I wonder what he was writing?

Updating his resumé?

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2012, 12:17:13 AM »


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2012, 01:22:59 AM »
the only thing "unbelievable" anymore is the fact that people still say "unbelievable". how can anything be a surprise or not believable anymore?  It only takes about 2 or 3 years of watching football to see the majority of scenarios and bad calls.  I'm tired of sitting next to people at a bar or in the stands and hear them say "unbelievable" after a penalty or a bad play call.

oh and these too:
"really?"
"this"
"we are penn state"

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2012, 06:36:11 AM »
Big Tight End
Just ask the Axis

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2012, 07:50:01 AM »
Pop singers delivering their “interpretation” of the National Anthem.  This usually adds a bunch of bullshit show-off trills and an extra 5 minutes to the song.

I’m usually a Libertarian, but I think this is one thing that needs to be corrected by law.  Official tempo, accompanied by a military band detail.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2012, 08:02:26 AM »
Announcers who can't stay objective during a broadcast
Players who plan elaborate celebrations just in case they score a touchdown
Players talking aMm when they are losing the game so bad that there is no chance of coming back
Message board posters who publicly address recruits/players as if the recruit/player is hanging on their every word
Message board posters who publicly kiss the ass of the board's owner/custodian
Message board posters who are negative in 85-90% of their posts
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2012, 08:17:46 AM »
ANY kind of celebration upon a score (or first down even) when you are still down by 3+ TDs

I distinctly recall a game against Boise in the first part of this millenium when the Hogs were up by 17+ points.  Boise got on the board with a touchdown pass to their tightend.  His teammates dogpiled him in celebration and he ended up getting injured and had to sit the rest of the game.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2012, 08:26:26 AM »
"Remember they don't have to score a touchdown to get a first down"

Especially when the first down marker is at the two-foot line. And the broadcasters always announce it with this serious tone as if they are revealing some ultra-critical point of offensive strategy.
We'll get that corrected at halftime...

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2012, 08:39:19 AM »
if you're in central ar listen to 92.7. steve czaben is the man
dude bout caused me to drive off a mountain in kentucky couple years ago, he said he was reading an actual headline from Arkansas (I gargle jizz while fingering my butthole) said "Nutt pulls Johnson for Dick" he got to laughin bout half way through the bit caused me to do the same, had to pull over for bout 20 minutes...

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2012, 08:41:26 AM »
Sideline reporters that aren't Erin Andrews.

FIFY

Commentators who are biased for the underdog in an obvious situation.  Yes I'm talking to you Fox.

Overzealous refs when they are announcing the penalty/call.  This isn't fricking acting class.

ESPN's shitty position to report/hype only games on their network.  Report on sports.  You do it for golf, when Tiger wins on an NBC Sunday broadcast.

Habitual Wingo Fall-Down.  Nuff Said.  Cut this aMm out.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2012, 08:44:23 AM »
Sideline interviews with NBA coaches during game time.

People that 'fixt' posts.

Stop it.
The iconic 'alien' is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. We even abduct them for medical experiments. Mind blown.
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