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Offline Sus-Scrofa

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #450 on: January 24, 2012, 05:12:53 PM »
Long as we're talking traffic stuff, how about DON'T USE THE MIDDLE LANE AS A FRIGGIN' MERGING LANE! It's supposed to be used for left turns, not for nosing your way in to oncomig traffic becase you're too lazy/impatient/STUPID to wait for the traffic to clear so you can turn left. >:(

Suicide lane.


I admit it though, I use it on College.  I don't drive down it, I just get in it and wait rather than hope the whole thing opens at once.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #451 on: January 24, 2012, 05:22:55 PM »
Now that the kitchen sink has been thrown in...

This thread.


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #452 on: January 24, 2012, 05:40:56 PM »
Long as we're talking traffic stuff, how about DON'T USE THE MIDDLE LANE AS A FRIGGIN' MERGING LANE! It's supposed to be used for left turns, not for nosing your way in to oncomig traffic becase you're too lazy/impatient/STUPID to wait for the traffic to clear so you can turn left. >:(

http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=64391.msg1063742#msg1063742


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #453 on: January 24, 2012, 06:42:27 PM »
"Bra" is acceptable if you are from Hawaii.

Stop it:  You know that split when you are in Little Rock and going to take the exit to Benton/Bryant right past Stagecoach?  If I wait 20 minutes and stay in the lane I'm supposed to be in with everyone else, don't fricking try and speed up in the left lane for 3 miles and then "cut over".  If you do this you are a douche and it would not offend me a bit if someone "bumped" your ass back in the lane you came from.
This is EXACTLY the location I was referring to earlier

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #454 on: January 24, 2012, 08:57:12 PM »
Long as we're talking traffic stuff, how about DON'T USE THE MIDDLE LANE AS A FRIGGIN' MERGING LANE! It's supposed to be used for left turns, not for nosing your way in to oncomig traffic becase you're too lazy/impatient/STUPID to wait for the traffic to clear so you can turn left. >:(

People who turn left on or onto busy streets. 

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #455 on: January 24, 2012, 09:19:14 PM »
Fans that insist a broadcast team, or network, is actively rooting against their school. Do you honestly believe the folks at ESPN, or ABC/CBS/NBC/XYZ sit in a conference room and brainstorm about what methods they're going to use this week to screw little ol' Arkansas ? They don't. If the LSU and Bama defenses are performing a newfangled form of Kama Sutra on our offensive line, they're going to talk about it... a LOT. And deservedly so.

Think there are fans of more than a few teams out there who are sick and tired of ESPN and CBS sucking Joe Adams' cock ? Yep.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #456 on: January 24, 2012, 11:17:26 PM »
Stop running side by side on two lane interstate for miles on end.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #457 on: August 21, 2012, 10:15:25 AM »
GOAT

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #458 on: August 21, 2012, 10:40:10 AM »
The City of Johnson.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #459 on: August 21, 2012, 10:44:07 AM »

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #460 on: August 21, 2012, 10:53:24 AM »

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #461 on: August 21, 2012, 12:10:35 PM »
Saying YOLO then doing something stupid.

Instead, say YODO and proceed with haste while ablaze.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #462 on: August 21, 2012, 02:49:22 PM »
Saying YOLO then doing something stupid.

Instead, say YODO and proceed with haste while ablaze.

or YOSYDIADO.  The Woopig Katra (Okay, you have to be a Star Trek geek to know what Katra is, but it is the essense Spock transfers to Dr. McCoy before saving the Enterprise, knowing full well he will die . . .)

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #463 on: August 21, 2012, 04:16:06 PM »

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #464 on: August 21, 2012, 04:16:57 PM »
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #465 on: August 21, 2012, 06:24:11 PM »

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #466 on: August 22, 2012, 12:59:00 AM »
Goat? Or Hootie?

Why is Dale about to stab Jim Rome with that donger?

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #467 on: August 22, 2012, 02:15:35 PM »
Tried to inspect all 19 pages and didn't see Putting.  Periods.  Between.  Words.  To.  Seem.  Emphatic.

Ahoo pig sooie.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #468 on: August 22, 2012, 04:40:54 PM »
More work related bitching.



Stop putting a 40 line signature on the bottom of your e-mails.   Work, cell, home, e-mail address, name in pretty cursive, 10 websites, and a slogan from Abe the frick Lincoln.

Stop going to people in your offices who are on the phone and hunched over a competer working their balls off and small talking.  Goddammit they are busy!

Eat me.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #469 on: August 22, 2012, 05:00:01 PM »
More work related bitching.



Stop putting a 40 line signature on the bottom of your e-mails.   Work, cell, home, e-mail address, name in pretty cursive, 10 websites, and a slogan from Abe the frick Lincoln.


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #470 on: August 22, 2012, 05:24:30 PM »
Don't bother with the signal after you are already turning/merging. 

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #471 on: August 22, 2012, 08:48:24 PM »
Quit bitching about intolerance then asking others to be intolerant in protest. Eat chicken when you want, where you want and how you want!
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #472 on: August 22, 2012, 10:17:31 PM »
Long as we're talking traffic stuff, how about DON'T USE THE MIDDLE LANE AS A FRIGGIN' MERGING LANE! It's supposed to be used for left turns, not for nosing your way in to oncomig traffic becase you're too lazy/impatient/STUPID to wait for the traffic to clear so you can turn left. >:(

I used to live off of Holland road, about a mile west of the 6th street Wal-Mart in Fayetteville.

Going into the turn lane was always a game of life and death.  Mother fuckers jumped into the lane when I'm already in it going 60 straight at them, at least once a week.

There should be some kind of tolerance in the law for driving-related firearm incidents.

Oh, and on the "stop it" front - Bitching about every slang phrase known to man for 19 pages.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #473 on: August 22, 2012, 11:03:11 PM »
Quit bitching about intolerance then asking others to be intolerant in protest. Eat chicken when you want, where you want and how you want!

Agreed.  To add to that point, stop bitching about "PC" or "political correctness" and stop bemoaning the victimization mentality, only to turn around and claim that there is a war on Christmas or that the white, Christian majority is under attack.


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #474 on: August 24, 2012, 06:35:52 AM »
There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfricker
That's in your way.

but hate the beautiful people.  cause they deserve it. bastards.
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