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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2012, 09:17:53 AM »
Donna Terrell at sporting events...
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2012, 10:06:46 AM »
terminator predator hair...


« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 05:01:24 PM by sainthog »
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #52 on: January 09, 2012, 10:12:03 AM »
Quote from: Southern Yeoman on January 09, 2012, 07:50:01 AM
Pop singers delivering their “interpretation” of the National Anthem.  This usually adds a bunch of bullshit show-off trills and an extra 5 minutes to the song.

I’m usually a Libertarian, but I think this is one thing that needs to be corrected by law.  Official tempo, accompanied by a military band detail.

Just make it mandatory that this guy has to do it at every event.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #53 on: January 09, 2012, 10:13:14 AM »
unemployed people sitting in their basements breaking down game tapes


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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #54 on: January 09, 2012, 10:17:20 AM »
Quote from: Arkansas Proud on January 09, 2012, 10:13:14 AM
unemployed people sitting in their basements breaking down game tapes

You could've just said grudenvillehomeofthedregsands impletons.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #55 on: January 09, 2012, 10:21:04 AM »
Quote from: Resident Hobo on January 09, 2012, 09:17:53 AM
Donna Terrell at sporting events...

This
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #56 on: January 09, 2012, 10:21:42 AM »
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on January 09, 2012, 10:17:20 AM
You could've just said nobvillehomeofthedregsandsimp letons.

I was actually thinking of Douglas, but I guess Wilsonhog has an argument as well.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #57 on: January 09, 2012, 10:31:45 AM »
Quote from: TheOtherWhiteMeat on January 09, 2012, 10:12:03 AM
Just make it mandatory that this guy has to do it at every event.



At least he doesn't corrupt the tune, but he still drags it out.

How would you like to be flyover lead made to look foolishly early overhead because the singer couldn't wrap it up on time?

 ;D
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #58 on: January 09, 2012, 11:33:25 AM »
Quote from: Southern Yeoman on January 09, 2012, 10:31:45 AM
At least he doesn't corrupt the tune, but he still drags it out.

How would you like to be flyover lead made to look foolishly early overhead because the singer couldn't wrap it up on time?

 ;D

I thought it was about the perfect mix of pride and fear inducing anger.  Yes, we are proud of our awesome country and yes, we will kick your ass if you mess with us.  Perfect.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #59 on: January 09, 2012, 11:44:07 AM »
Quote from: authorhawgerelli on January 08, 2012, 10:48:03 PM
Clark Kent opening your shirt to reveal the S on your chest is reserved only for the real Superman. Not every football or basketball player who catches a ball or scores a point.
Look! Up in the sky!
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2012, 11:45:04 AM »
"He's down to the half yard line" or "The ball will be placed at the half yard line".

Fricker, there IS no half yard line...he's half a yard from the goal line.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2012, 11:46:14 AM »
Here is the one that my 13 year old son HATES........


The New York FOOTBALL Giants.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2012, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: hogslobber on January 09, 2012, 11:46:14 AM
Here is the one that my 13 year old son HATES........


The New York FOOTBALL Giants.



Their just a bunch of panzies
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2012, 12:28:24 PM »
Illegal block in the back
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2012, 12:30:58 PM »
Quote from: TizHog33 on January 09, 2012, 12:28:24 PM
Illegal block in the back
You can legally block someone in the back.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2012, 12:32:55 PM »
When refs are blind to obvious holding.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2012, 12:43:05 PM »
Quote from: sainthog on January 09, 2012, 10:06:46 AM
terminator hair

You mean like Arnold's hair as the original?  Or more like Robert Patrick as the T-1000?  Personally, Kristiana Loken as the T-X did a little something for me.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2012, 12:46:11 PM »
"Another ( insert team name) first down!

Dreadlocks

" They were kicking it from 60 out in pre-game"   ::)
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2012, 12:47:14 PM »
the wave.

the announcer yelling "thats another arkansas razorback " and the fans yelling "first down"
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2012, 12:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Old Man Rimshaw on January 09, 2012, 12:13:50 AM
Updating his resumé?

I thought it might be a suicide note.
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2012, 01:07:53 PM »
"Before the snap, false start on the offense".

No aMm.

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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2012, 01:09:02 PM »
"You just know ______________ the ______________ coach is kicking himself right now after that mistake."


I also hate when the national anthem is sung and the opening line is "Oh say can you see by the donderly light..."  What the heck is a donderly?
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2012, 01:19:02 PM »
Quote from: big_pale on January 09, 2012, 01:09:02 PM
What the heck is a donderly?

It's a major award!
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2012, 01:28:44 PM »
In space

             
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Re: Stop it.
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2012, 04:24:55 PM »
Quote from: BigDavis on January 09, 2012, 10:21:04 AM
This

Why the hate for Donna Terrell?  What little I saw of the pre-game coverage was meh... but other than that she's alright.
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