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Arkansas just finished in the top 5 for the first time since 1977, when I was 2 years old.We were told we were just lil' ole Arkansas, and we should be happy just to be competitive. We were told that with any kind of success, we had to rebuild and endure 4 win seasons. Goals like the BCS were setting the bar far too high. Even our lifetime AD and winningest coach told us that we were "9th in potential". An occasional trip to Atlanta to be sodomized by a team that actually belonged there was all we could hope for, they said.Despite a .500 record, our coach was enough of an asshole he flirted with the likes of LSU and Nebraska trying to get a raise. He disrespected our players and our fans regularly. The Springdale kids and Malzahn were belittled and lied to, but so were hosts of others.When we became dissatisfied, we were called a lunatic fringe. We were called crazies and wackos and at the very least unrealistic. We were told that losing that coach would "set the program back 20 years".When one of our own was ballsy enough to use the FOIA to discover exactly how bad things were, he was ridiculed, harassed and his yard was destroyed. Some other good people were trampled as well, but not like Thomas McAfee was.All we wanted was effort, accountability, and professionalism in our program.Now we have a new AD, we have one of the top 2 football coaches in America, and we have a top 5 football team.We were right, and they were wrong.So frick you, Chuck Barrett.Double frick you, Rick Shaffer.Frank, I appreciated what you did back in the day, I really do. But you fricked up the program for 2 decades after you were done coaching, so frick you, too.Theresa Prewitt and Sherry Darby, frick you with the giant black double-headed dildo of shame.OBVIOUSLY frick you, Houston. frick your GD golden handcuffs. Stay outside of our state and live in shame in that hellhole to the East of us. frick you James Shibest, you Benedict Arnold SOB. You are dead to us. The rest of MSM? frick you, too.frick you Grit for deleting any kind of criticism on your board.frick anyone too insignificant to even remember anymore that helped or enabled the old regime.We are the 5%, and WE WERE RIGHT.Thank you to those who made it possible. Not the douches with the banner, the guys from here. Thomas McAfee, Eddie Christian, Razorgasm, and everyone that contributed. Thank Elvis for giving us a place for dissent to occur. Thanks to the media with the balls I often wear adult diapers just so I can feel the secret release of my warm body stuff in public about Mr. Golden Parachute.Thank you Bobby Petrino, for choosing the University of Arkansas. I don't know why of all of your options that you selected Fayetteville, but you'll never be more appreciated and more staunchly defended. You can curse as much as you want here, we DGAF.Thank you to Jeff Long for seeing the light on hiring Petrino, and then busting your ass to enable him to have all of the resources he needs and raising the money to give it to him, and seeing the value of a great coach and locking him down.We were right, and I never imagined it could feel this fricking good. The crazy thing is, it's about to get even better. Soak it up, bitches.
WAY TO HELP PETRINO FUCK THE SEC, LONG
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.
Where did you find a martian baby?
The Martian baby grows back after it dies. It respawns from any blood that is left, even if it is a tiny blood molecule floating in the air. Gross, but amazing.
What the Starkville ever happened to Razorgasm? I haven't seen that dude/dudette around here for a while.
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