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Offline Joe Swine

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2012, 08:57:06 AM »
Leo is AWOL.
Now we got the bad juju.
Leo, come back, please.

He's around.  I saw
Him Thursday.   The bad juju
Is in the pokey.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2012, 09:20:31 AM »
John Quincy Adams
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frick that i want the, fresh as a whistle

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2012, 09:35:00 AM »
Don't care about this;
At least the weather is nice:
Watching on my deck.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2012, 02:08:32 PM »
Tis gameday, bishes
It's time to get your drink-on
Hogs stomp chickenhawks!  :helmet:

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2012, 03:16:47 PM »

Hammerred by kickoff
Don't think much of teh Smirnoff
Where is the game thread?

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2012, 10:39:45 PM »
Time for the traditional Saturday "Post-LaMo whipping our ass haiku"

Petrino fricked her,
by doing so, he fricked us...
our zenith was brief.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps TTD from his Hot Damn.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2012, 10:56:13 PM »
Piss damn cock wizard sleeve ass
Balls puss aMm crap taint lick dick
Bitch cock mother frick!

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2012, 11:01:13 PM »
Piss damn cock wizard sleeve ass
Balls puss aMm crap taint lick dick
Bitch cock mother frick!

Epic

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2012, 11:56:53 PM »
La La La La Mo
Trailer park party
JL cleans out office
Bolts bitches!

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2012, 12:40:21 AM »
What does it feel like?
Elephant dick in the ass.
Crimson turd, indeed.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2012, 12:54:24 AM »
my farts stink like aMm
hogs move like old people frick
i wish i was dead





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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2012, 12:58:29 AM »
my farts stink like aMm
hogs move like old people frick
i wish i was dead





shame



I wish I were dead.

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Re: Time for the Traditional Friday Pregame Haiku
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2012, 01:06:24 AM »
I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity.

Don't go away mad.  Just go away.

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