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Offline KSHogg

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2012, 12:38:41 PM »
Wait, so does he catch the ball first, or does he just jerk the CB's draws down and commence to raping?

A real beast wouldn't take the time pull the CB's drawers down!
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2012, 12:39:52 PM »
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2012, 12:55:51 PM »
Thank god Neiko Torched has finally graduated. 
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2012, 12:57:39 PM »
Thank god Neiko Torched has finally graduated.

great nickname.
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2012, 01:44:41 PM »
Thank god Neiko Torched has finally graduated.
Ahhh the memories...

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2012, 01:52:14 PM »
I don't know, but that guy mentioned a lot of Johnsons in his post.

And those are two really big Johnson's

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
Ahhh the memories...

There's a lot of stuff going on in that top pic.

Just focusing on the first row behind the wall, at about the 2 yard line there's the guy in his black windsuit (no clock around his neck) clearly anticipating what is about to happen.  The person on his right seems to be doing her Fred Sanford, "Oh Elizabeth ..." imitation as the play unfolds.  Farther right you have the two guys with little boys who have thoughtfully lifted them up to stand on the rail while the play unfolds.  To their right is a woman apparently giving a play-by-play on her cell phone.  Then finally the guy calling touchdown even though the ball hasn't yet been caught, just like an SEC ref would if Bama had the ball.

In the bottom pic, at least the Dead Trees cheerleaders are showing the proper facial expression, unlike the USC Song Girl in the BCS game a few years back.
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2012, 02:17:04 PM »
There's a lot of stuff going on in that top pic.

Just focusing on the first row behind the wall, at about the 2 yard line there's the guy in his black windsuit (no clock around his neck) clearly anticipating what is about to happen.  The person on his right seems to be doing her Fred Sanford, "Oh Elizabeth ..." imitation as the play unfolds.  Farther right you have the two guys with little boys who have thoughtfully lifted them up to stand on the rail while the play unfolds.  To their right is a woman apparently giving a play-by-play on her cell phone.  Then finally the guy calling touchdown even though the ball hasn't yet been caught, just like an SEC ref would if Bama had the ball.

In the bottom pic, at least the Dead Trees cheerleaders are showing the proper facial expression, unlike the USC Song Girl in the BCS game a few years back.
There is a woopigger in the picture.  And it looks like Flounder snuck in as a Eagle Cheerleader.  I took that from about 20 rows up on the other side.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2012, 02:22:48 PM »
I think you won the thread Internet.  :shocker:

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »
But I can't wait for signing day!

I don't know any of these players so let's see who some are:

Who is 5? Is that DGB?  He looks like a grown ass Mack truck. Like Debo but bigger and smarter.

Who is the big white boy upper right? Looks like 33.  Give him 2 years in the weight room and you have a super-hoss.

Who is the big black guy next to the cracker that looks like 33? 76? He will be a monster just like above after a year or two in the weight room.

3 looks like he is still a Jr in high school.

4 looks high and like he doesn't want to be here.

Kid N pLAY in the back?

I only see 2 big guns plus the automatic machine gun in front, I hope there are more.



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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2012, 02:27:26 PM »
I don't know any of these players so let's see who some are:

Who is 5? Is that DGB?  He looks like a grown ass Mack truck. Like Debo but bigger and smarter.

Who is the big white boy upper right? Looks like 33.  Give him 2 years in the weight room and you have a super-hoss.

Who is the big black guy next to the cracker that looks like 33? 76? He will be a monster just like above after a year or two in the weight room.

3 looks like he is still a Jr in high school.

4 looks high and like he doesn't want to be here.

Kid N pLAY in the back?

I only see 2 big guns plus the automatic machine gun in front, I hope there are more.

76 the big brother is Jordan Diamond
The big cracker is Jeremy Ward.
#4 with the Cobi hair is Keon Hatcher.
Not sure on the rest.  The blurry white kid is Santos.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2012, 02:34:47 PM »
Pretty sure that kind of celebration gets a 15 yard penalty.
illegal touching is also a loss of down.
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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2012, 02:59:57 PM »
You only have to be the best team today.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2012, 03:04:55 PM »
I would guess he catches, then rapes.

although if he rapes first, then catches, that would probably be more impressive.



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Evidently it's the latter.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2012, 03:27:16 PM »
illegal touching is also a loss of down.

And campus privileges, but you can still use the locker room after hours.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2012, 05:14:59 PM »
76 the big brother is Jordan Diamond
The big cracker is Jeremy Ward.
#4 with the Cobi hair is Keon Hatcher.
Not sure on the rest.  The blurry white kid is Santos.

Jeremy Ward seems solid.  Offensive Guard.

Ht:6'4"
Wt:290 lbs
40:5.26 secs
Bench Max:365
Squat Max:495
Shuttle:4.84
Vertical:27 inches
GPA:2.6


#5 has to be DGB.  He looks like he should already be in the NFL. Damn.  I predict Heisman and more popular than Darren McFadden.  Better keep Kristi in Jonesboro.




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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2012, 05:17:00 PM »
You can not simulate a game day atmosphere.  Kiffin was giving guys jerseys and using smoke coming out of the tunnel and having the announcer call em out over the loud speaker...etc.  We made the mistake of having Names on lockers when Peacock and a few others visited.
Do you know of any other violations you would like to share? ::)

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2012, 05:27:18 PM »
Do you know of any other violations you would like to share? ::)

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2012, 05:36:49 PM »
Jeremy Ward seems solid.  Offensive Guard.

Ht:6'4"
Wt:290 lbs
40:5.26 secs
Bench Max:365
Squat Max:495
Shuttle:4.84
Vertical:27 inches
GPA:2.6

The GPA is odd for an O-lineman.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2012, 05:39:34 PM »
Do you know of any other violations you would like to share? ::)

We self reported.  It was a non issue.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2012, 06:01:36 PM »
We self reported.  It was a non issue.


Probably worth a little minor violation now and then if it gets a good player to commit.

One of those cost/benefit things . . .

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2012, 06:57:23 PM »
#4 on the left is A.J. Turner from EPC.

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Re: Hope this doesn't get us in trouble...
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2012, 07:57:32 PM »
I once violated hoggly's mother.

Not sure that counts.  Violation implies that you forced something, I do believe, and nothing has been forced there for years.

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