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Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« on: March 10, 2012, 08:38:26 AM »
Cheers to you BMFP!  :beer:


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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2012, 09:06:03 AM »
We offer you our drunkest on your birthday.

We're going to pick em up when they come off the damn bus. We gonna guard people.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2012, 10:07:28 AM »

 Happy Birthday Coach.  May you crush your enemies and dismantle your detractors for another year.





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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2012, 10:25:07 AM »
I bet when he looks at the candles on his cake, they go out because of fear.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
 :borat:

Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 11:54:33 AM »
Dear Bobby,

You make Woopig hard.

Signed,

Woopid

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 12:13:24 PM »
Birthday Man:
This state is yours. Take anything you want, not just what you need.
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 From London, to Moscow or Memphis;
 Elvis Presley will still be the King of Rock & Roll."

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 12:14:26 PM »
 8-)

Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2012, 01:13:36 PM »
Happy birthday Coach BMFP.

And many more of you buiding the stone cold killing machine.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2012, 01:50:49 PM »
Not so fast my friends. I've yet to see a birth certificate. Until I do, I will always believe BMFP was made at Area 51. I mean who knows when they really made him but just like Jesus, we will celebrate it when we want.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2012, 04:41:09 PM »
I don't think it's a coincidence BMFP and Chuck Norris celebrate the same birthday. Do you?

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2012, 06:19:41 PM »
Where is the photoshop version of BMFP for this pic? I think Charliehog may have made it.


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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2012, 06:43:01 PM »
Where is the photoshop version of BMFP for this pic? I think Charliehog may have made it.


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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2012, 07:19:24 PM »
Where is the photoshop version of BMFP for this pic? I think Charliehog may have made it.



i thought that those were actually BMFP's real eyes wooshopped onto the pooch.

anyway, it's on my fridge.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2012, 09:58:12 PM »
BMFP makes the birthday candles blow him. 
Eat me.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2012, 11:52:10 AM »
BMFP makes the birthday candles blow him.

Winnar.   :beer:
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Re: Happy Birthday Mother fricker!
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2012, 12:34:51 PM »
Ah, aMm! I missed it again!

Happy Birthday, Coach BMFP!

Looking forward to the reckoning this November 23.

Sent from my SPH-D710 while fingering my butthole

 

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