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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1775 on: July 20, 2016, 09:34:20 PM »
Evidently the bonfire got into a fight at a wedding rehearsal dinner in Hawaii.

has anyone verified that's him?  cuz it don't look like him to me, unless he's dressed us a major dork for a costume party.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1776 on: July 20, 2016, 09:41:59 PM »




Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked

JUST

LIKE

THIS!!!!

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1777 on: July 21, 2016, 12:24:21 AM »
Is he decade yet?

Apparently he broke a finger on his throwing hand in the fight.
I'm like a fat kid at kickball.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1778 on: July 21, 2016, 12:29:45 AM »
The apology.

I just want to let you all know the authorities have been contacted

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1779 on: July 21, 2016, 12:43:07 AM »
He writes like a girl.
I'm like a fat kid at kickball.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1780 on: July 21, 2016, 10:30:00 AM »
He was all TDCW.  Too drunk, couldn't write.
The first thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome.  I mean he shoots Theo Tonin;  fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion;  pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flyin' it;  parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jumpstart the economy of a small country;  then he has the balls to get a job in law enforcement - not once but two times;  he spends a couple days ridin' around with you - while you're lookin' for him;  and now he's run off with a hooker that's half his age.  That's some badass shit.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1781 on: July 21, 2016, 11:12:37 AM »
Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked

JUST

LIKE

THIS!!!!
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1782 on: July 30, 2016, 09:12:55 AM »

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1783 on: July 30, 2016, 10:50:48 AM »
One of the coaches was the Dolphins coach that was a ringleader of the bullying scandal. 


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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1784 on: July 30, 2016, 12:00:42 PM »
Is this the lol Aggie thread?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/texas-aandm-football-suspends-2-coaches-after-sexist-presentations-at-women’s-event/ar-BBv2u0K?li=BBnb7Kz

They were even too lazy to make their own signs.

They stole the ones from the Yell Team orientation package.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1785 on: July 30, 2016, 01:09:27 PM »
Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked

JUST

LIKE

THIS!!!!
Just when I think he couldn't be any more of a douche.  Nice foreshadowing with the 80's Robert Downey hairdo. 
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1786 on: July 30, 2016, 01:32:45 PM »
Is this the lol Aggie thread?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/texas-aandm-football-suspends-2-coaches-after-sexist-presentations-at-women’s-event/ar-BBv2u0K?li=BBnb7Kz

Holy crap. This was all supposed to be for a presentation for women? If it wasn't an Aggie, I would say this is too stupid to believe. 
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fellow says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1787 on: July 30, 2016, 01:59:22 PM »
Holy crap. This was all supposed to be for a presentation for women? If it wasn't an Aggie, I would say this is too stupid to believe.

You can tell they're not accustomed to talking to women.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1788 on: July 30, 2016, 03:46:41 PM »
You can tell they're not accustomed to talking to women.
I hear they're pretty good with collies.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1789 on: July 31, 2016, 08:21:55 PM »
I hear they're pretty good with collies.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1793 on: August 04, 2016, 01:43:18 AM »
Wake me up when it's purple drank, that is now red, with jolly ranchers, allegedly.
Wait a minute, I love jolly ranchers.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1794 on: August 06, 2016, 08:47:28 AM »
Wait a minute, I love jolly ranchers.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1795 on: August 06, 2016, 09:31:18 AM »
Wake me up when it's purple drank, that is now red, with jolly ranchers, allegedly.

Grip and sip, bruh.

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