This Saturday your Arkansas Razorbacks take the field in what will surely be a momentous occasion.
Fans in the tens of hundreds will converge at Razorback Stadium while countless others (we could probably count them) will be watching at home.
I'll be watching the quarterback play--as will many others--to see if Brandon Allen has improved from last year's "pick the guy you're throwing the ball to...break huddle...look around the field...throw the ball to the guy shoot chase down the defender" or if he is going to be replaced by Austin Allan who, continuing a great Razorback tradition, is an obvious Heisman candidate by virtue of his being the backup.
Other things to watch for:
Will there be a Walk of Shame
Running the A
for a celebrity?
Who's buying the Worf from Star Trek Hog shirt? Whose going to tweak a picture of Pumba and put it on a custom shirt, just to see if anyone notices?
Do we have anyone with an IQ higher than potato(e) who can play defensive back?
Do we have anyone taller than 5'9 who can be a receiver?
Do we have anyone who can tell the woopig community how to access ESPN3? Not right now though, wait until we ask 3 minutes after kickoff, after everyone else has asked.
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Brandon Allen back to pass...
Defense has the ball at the opposing 1 yard line, gotta make them go 99 yards...
Bret on the sideline
In the redzone...
Jim Chaney in the booth...
Red team performance...
White team performance...
Brandon Allen's team: 35
Not Brandon Allan's team: 17