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Happy New Year fuckstains!
« on: December 31, 2017, 11:43:15 PM »
May a new calendar year bring better  :helmet: football fortune while baseball continues to do its thing in the spring and basketball hopefully gets the right seed so we won’t play UNC allowing us to make a run to at least the Sweet 16 after decades of meh.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 08:51:51 AM »
Piss on you & your silly ass thread....

Happy New Year!!🎆


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2018, 09:49:17 AM »
The lady and I tried to brave the cold last night and walked through the park by the river to the Quarter.  Very small numbers out for NYE.  We had a nice drink but the bar got overrun by idiots in red singing “Sweet Home Alabama” so we walked home and caught the fireworks at midnight.  In bed by 12:30.   :borat: 
My NYE celebrations are definitely not what they used to be.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2018, 10:16:11 AM »
Happy New Year! Me and the wife made it until 11:29. Watched Breaking Bad reruns until then. Didn't realize it had been 10 years since it aired. Now, fuck the whole bunch of you and get off my lawn!

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 10:33:58 AM »
got drunk watching a rom-com with the wife.  made it to 12:05.  got a bj, and went to bed.  could have been worse.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2018, 10:35:07 AM »
got drunk watching a rom-com with the wife.  made it to 12:05.  got a bj, and went to bed.  could have been worse.
I see your balls dropped at midnight too.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2018, 12:01:53 PM »
I stayed up later than usual. Went to bed around 11:00.

Oh, that seems early to you whippersnappers?  Fuck off, I’ve been your age.   Hangovers hurt a lot more these days.  You’ll see, if you’re lucky.

Anyway, a happy new year to you and yours, and wishes for a great, happy, prosperous next 364 days. 

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2018, 12:21:16 PM »
The lady and I tried to brave the cold last night and walked through the park by the river to the Quarter.  Very small numbers out for NYE.  We had a nice drink but the bar got overrun by idiots in red singing “Sweet Home Alabama” so we walked home and caught the fireworks at midnight.  In bed by 12:30.   :borat: 
My NYE celebrations are definitely not what they used to be.

I predict a Gump fan will do something stupid in the Quarter after the game.


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2018, 12:39:08 PM »
I predict a Gump fan will do something stupid in the Quarter after the game.
Honestly, I think it’s too cold.  Last night the restaurants were full but no one was on the streets and the bars were definitely not packed. 

It’s fun to watch how the different fan bases act when they are in town every year.  Clemson fans are definitely the classier of the two this weekend.  A nice side effect of Tennesse being down lately is that we don’t have to deal with those idiots.  LSU fans are HOF level jackasses.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2018, 02:56:38 PM »
got drunk watching a rom-com with the wife.  made it to 12:05.  got a bj, and went to bed.  could have been worse.

So you went to bed at 12:06?


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2018, 03:01:43 PM »
I see your balls dropped at midnight too.

if i sit in the same room with my wife and get drunk while she watches a movie she likes that i don't, and get a blow job out of it, sign me up 365 days a year.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2018, 03:02:35 PM »
So you went to bed at 12:06?

normally i would have.  the alcohol made it last to 12:07

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2018, 06:21:16 PM »

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life™

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2018, 06:41:01 PM »
got drunk watching a rom-com with the wife.  made it to 12:05.  got a bj, and went to bed.  could have been worse.
I am coming to your house next New Year's Eve.  ;D

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2018, 06:45:40 PM »
I am coming to your house next New Year's Eve.  ;D

You’re going to give him a BJ? I never thought that about ya.... ???


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2018, 06:48:05 PM »
You’re going to give him a BJ? I never thought that about ya....
No....hopefully I will receive instead of give. If it comes to giving, I am out.

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2018, 06:50:44 PM »
I am coming to your house next New Year's Eve.  ;D
Perfect timing for me to stop by your place after you leave. 


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2018, 07:09:23 PM »
Perfect timing for me to stop by your place after you leave.
Well, in that case, guess I will just stay home.  ;D

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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2018, 08:00:28 PM »
I remember 2017 like it was yesterday...


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2018, 11:05:56 PM »
if i sit in the same room with my wife and get drunk while she watches a movie she likes that i don't, and get a blow job out of it, sign me up 365 days a year.

That's easier than going to a broadway musical, bro.


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Re: Happy New Year fuckstains!
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2018, 09:10:39 AM »
Honestly, I think it’s too cold.  Last night the restaurants were full but no one was on the streets and the bars were definitely not packed. 

It’s fun to watch how the different fan bases act when they are in town every year.  Clemson fans are definitely the classier of the two this weekend.  A nice side effect of Tennesse being down lately is that we don’t have to deal with those idiots.  LSU fans are HOF level jackasses.
The last time I visited NO at Christmas when it was really cold, the American Can Company building burned down and Mayor Morel, Sr. died.  Their were so many broken water pipes, we couldn't take a bath for a week.