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Offline Southern Yeoman

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #175 on: February 22, 2012, 08:33:13 PM »
Where's the chart for the Dinner vs. Lunch line?

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #176 on: February 22, 2012, 08:43:21 PM »
Where's the chart for the Dinner vs. Lunch line?

Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #177 on: February 22, 2012, 10:57:41 PM »
Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #179 on: February 23, 2012, 08:46:27 AM »

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« Reply #180 on: February 23, 2012, 11:23:14 AM »
Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.

They don't eat supper in Houston? Morans.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #181 on: February 23, 2012, 11:45:28 AM »

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #182 on: February 23, 2012, 04:14:49 PM »
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

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Things like this are fascinating to me. Now I want to know what causes the little pockets you see in random places? And what all of the "Others" are? I know in some places that call it "tonic"...

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« Reply #183 on: February 23, 2012, 04:29:16 PM »
Things like this are fascinating to me. Now I want to know what causes the little pockets you see in random places? And what all of the "Others" are? I know in some places that call it "tonic"...

My guess is those pockets are sparsly populated areas, where a few votes can swing a majority. 

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« Reply #184 on: February 23, 2012, 04:47:25 PM »
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #185 on: February 23, 2012, 09:10:21 PM »
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.

We will then find out what it is like when 2 worlds collide. It might get ugly
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #186 on: February 23, 2012, 09:56:43 PM »
I really hope you're not the person I think you are.

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« Reply #187 on: February 23, 2012, 10:45:46 PM »
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.

Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?


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« Reply #188 on: February 23, 2012, 11:33:18 PM »
Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?

This just looks like a fat guy pissing on Bart Simpson's head.

Fairly appropriate.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #189 on: February 24, 2012, 09:00:57 AM »
Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?

The best part about that map? They also  absorbed Memphis.

Behold Mizzemphissippi.

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« Reply #190 on: February 24, 2012, 09:07:17 AM »
Behold Mizzemphissippi.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #191 on: February 25, 2012, 12:29:52 PM »
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.


EDIT: and for dogs too.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #192 on: February 25, 2012, 12:45:26 PM »
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.

I have a good buddy who always uses "dinner" for lunch.  It confuses the Starkville out of me sometimes.  When he says "You wanna go get dinner"?  I'm thinking, sure we can go eat this evening.  He's actually meaning right now.

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« Reply #193 on: February 25, 2012, 01:18:49 PM »
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.

Since Snoopy had a "supper" dish, I guess that damned dog only got fed at night when Charlie Brown got home from church, after listening to the preacher go on and on about "Wa-WAA-wa-wa-WAA-wa-wa..."
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #194 on: February 25, 2012, 04:51:09 PM »

NM goes with the "soda pop" combo (as does Lake of the Woods, Minn., apparently.)

See, now that's the only one I ever used other than coke.  Soda pop is acceptable.

I did go to school in NM, though, so maybe I picked it up there.  Don't remember.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #195 on: February 25, 2012, 05:01:20 PM »
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.


EDIT: and for dogs too.

Supper is what I'm eating right now.  I had dinner about six hours ago.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #196 on: February 25, 2012, 05:08:22 PM »
Of course it's supper to you Muzzy, you're a Yankee now.  :D
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #197 on: February 25, 2012, 05:13:11 PM »
Of course it's supper to you Muzzy, you're a Yankee now.  :D

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #198 on: February 25, 2012, 05:59:14 PM »
Ouch. Just saw where LolMizz lost a 17 pt lead to the Jaycawks. Is DGB a DE yet?

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #199 on: February 25, 2012, 06:13:14 PM »
Ouch. Just saw where LolMizz lost a 17 pt lead to the Jaycawks. Is DGB a DE yet?
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