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Offline Arkansas Proud

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #100 on: February 08, 2012, 08:56:44 PM »
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #101 on: February 08, 2012, 09:45:10 PM »
Did you happen to earn this nickname in new orleans?

or perhaps at band camp?
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #102 on: February 08, 2012, 09:48:49 PM »
A friend of mine (who's an Arkansas alum) lives there and said it's like a bigger version of Fayetteville.

He must be fricking outside his mind.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #103 on: February 08, 2012, 09:57:02 PM »
He must be fricking outside his mind.

There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #104 on: February 09, 2012, 09:19:13 AM »
The thing that really turned that WR on to the UofA was the atmosphere when he visited the Alabama game last year. Granted our atmosphere isn't always like that, but it is closer to that most of the time than Mizzou will ever be.

You have to wonder if he doesn't walk out of the tunnel for his first game, look around at the empty seats, and think to himself "what the frick did I do?"
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #105 on: February 09, 2012, 09:29:38 AM »
The thing that really turned that WR on to the UofA was the atmosphere when he visited the Alabama game last year. Granted our atmosphere isn't always like that, but it is closer to that most of the time than Mizzou will ever be.

You have to wonder if he doesn't walk out of the tunnel for his first game, look around at the empty seats, and think to himself "what the frick did I do?"

It won't be the first or last time he asks himself that question.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #106 on: February 09, 2012, 09:54:26 AM »
There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.

Now listen.

Fayetteville has Dickson Street. Columbia has a whole downtown full of record stores, skate shops, bars, coffee houses, delis, pizza places, hamburger joints, dance clubs and when I was there, a vintage arcade.

You can buy beer and liquor on a Sunday. At the grocery store.

Being on I-70 between St. Louis and Kansas City, you got the big bands that passed through town. I'm not going to get all "Harv Was There" on here, but during my short time there, Smashing Pumpkins, Uncle Tupelo, Soul Asylum, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy and the first reunion of Big Star happened there.

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field. Homecoming was just an excuse to go to Schnucks Foods and get a bottle of whiskey. No one cared about football.

And the basketball team is silly with those asshole Antler guys and an arena that was nearly named after a debutante.

But all that said, Columbia does not wish it was Fayetteville. Go to Walgreens on the Sabbath and rent a keg to replace the one you floated three hours ago, and we'll talk after that.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #107 on: February 09, 2012, 10:00:25 AM »

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field. Homecoming was just an excuse to go to Schnucks Foods and get a bottle of whiskey. No one cared about football.


Unpossible. I've read in the other thread WMS is the worst in the country. (nevermind that LSU's Tiger Stadium is a true shithole albeit with 90k seats)
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #108 on: February 09, 2012, 10:25:50 AM »
Unpossible. I've read in the other thread WMS is the worst in the country. (nevermind that LSU's Tiger Stadium is a true shithole albeit with 90k seats)

Tiger Stadium (or whatever Mizzou calls it) is very small.   I went to a game there in 2001 and our seats were beside the press box....really right beside it, in that you couldn't see 1/2 the field.  Instead of staying there we moved to the student section.  There was enough room to lay down and take a nap.  The stadium was probably 3/4 full, but it was more red (Nebraska) than black and gold.  Mizzou fans really don't care a whole lot about the football program and they probably figure the hill into their attendance.  My brother-in-laws dad (who is a big MU fan) said he's excited about joining the SEC and seeing better teams come into Columbia.  He said he didn't expect championships because "we never won the Big 12, so we shouldn't expect to win the SEC". 

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #109 on: February 09, 2012, 10:50:08 AM »

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field.

I actually caught a night game on ESPN a few yrs ago and it looked like a high school stadium lit up. Shadows all over the field. I was embarrassed for them. 

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #110 on: February 09, 2012, 11:02:59 AM »
Now listen.

Fayetteville has Dickson Street.

Fayetteville has more than Dickson Street.

Columbia is a good college town.  It has also been a bigger town for more of its existence than Fayetteville, so it has a larger dowtown infrastructure, bigger, older buildings, etc.  In that way, it feels more like Fort Smith.

Downtown Columbia is cool, but I still don't think it has as much going for it as Dickson/Downtown Fayetteville. 
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Re: LOL MIZZ
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Re: LOL MIZZ
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #113 on: February 09, 2012, 12:44:45 PM »
We're going to pick em up when they come off the damn bus. We gonna guard people.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2012, 03:27:01 PM »
It's Hurtt!


that guy's got 50 lbs. on Hurtt.



 :notexas:
Irvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2012, 03:51:12 PM »

that guy's got 50 lbs. on Hurtt.



 :notexas:

How much if you cut off the mullet?
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2012, 04:16:48 PM »
How much if you cut off the mullet?


Hurtt's mullet?



 :notexas:
Irvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #117 on: February 09, 2012, 04:59:54 PM »

Hurtt's mullet?



 :notexas:

He has one as awesome as that guy?
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #118 on: February 09, 2012, 06:13:01 PM »
He has one as awesome as that guy?

Almost.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #119 on: February 09, 2012, 08:17:31 PM »
There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.

I bet they ain't got no Leo. *:
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #120 on: February 09, 2012, 10:29:55 PM »
He has one as awesome as that guy?

HAD one.  It's gone now, but I'll tell you, son...it was fricking beautiful.
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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #121 on: February 09, 2012, 10:57:19 PM »
HAD one.  It's gone now, but I'll tell you, son...it was fricking beautiful.

Yea but was it PERMED??

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #122 on: February 09, 2012, 11:09:15 PM »
Yea but was it PERMED??



you have to ask?



 :notexas:
Irvin: BWAAHAHAHA! (yelling) Aw mane!  Deion, scrin scranton!  BWAAHAHAHA!  Got to grisna!  Like T.O.!  BWAAHAHAHA!
Sanders: BWAAHAHAHA!
Marino: OK, well like we were saying before, McNair will display the toughness and show the kind of heart that...
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (yelling) You know I scrilleous crate!  Grab a pen in traven!  BWAAAHAHAHA!  Sh*t!  Now I'm say!  Aw mane!
Sanders: HA HA!  Crenious shanta!  BWAAAHAHAHA!
Marino: What?
Irvin: BWAAAHAHAHA! (pushes Sanders in shoulder, falls backward out of chair)
Sanders:  Aw mane!
Irvin: (from ground)  BWAAAHAHAHA!

H.P. 4/27/04

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2012, 10:03:29 PM »
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

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Re: LOL MIZZ
« Reply #124 on: February 20, 2012, 10:38:26 PM »
What kind?



More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

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