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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM »
While we're at it, let's discuss the USC game!




Tip-off is Saturday afternoon at 12:30 p.m. CST at Bud Walton Arena.  Plenty of middling seats are still available through the Razorback Ticket Office; call (479) 575-5151 or toll-free (800) 982-4647.  The game will be broadcast in stunning HD on the SEC Network and ESPN.3.com.  You can also catch the game by tuning in to your local Arkansas Razorback Radio Network affiliate, or direct your Internet browser to Woopig.net, the leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth.



FAQs about the South Carolina game

Q. Do the Cocks suck as hard as they always do?

A. I’m not going to waste my time looking up their record.  It’s a home game.


Q. They have some ridiculously long streak without winning a NCAAT game, right?

A. Well they were a 2-seed in 1997 and a 3-seed in 1998.  I assume they won a game in there somewhere.


Q. Actually, I seem to remember a couple of upsets.  Something about a Copper State?  Can you look this up.

A. Yikes, this was about to hit the newsstands the last time South Carolina won a NCAAT game.




Q. Imma be on Jeopardy tomorrow.  Do you have any fun facts about Marilyn Cole that will help me bash in Ken Jennings’ fragile little skull?

A.  Happy, yes!

Fun fact: Marilyn Cole was the first example of unobstructed full frontal nudity in Playboy



Q. Are we making the NCAAT this year?

A. No.

Q. But Joe Lunardi dais we’re on the…


A. Shut up.



Q. Undefeated at home. Winless everywhere else.  Has anyone ever made it a full season like that?

A. A full season? Pssht.  Germany made it the entire 20th century.







Q. Any love for the woppussy’s other favorite Olympian, Alicia Sacramone?

A. Of course!




Q. Anytime I hear “Alex Morgan,” I think of Alex Mack.  How did puberty+15 years treat that little sparkplug?

A.  Not horribly.




But keep in mind, Larisa Olenyk is Ukrainian and that picture is a couple years old.  By now, my best guess is she looks something like this:





Q. So, they’re going to play the 40 Minutes of Starkville documentary after the game.  Should I stick around for that?

A.  Sure, if you like being in a room full of 15,000 racist hillbilly fricks while a carpetbagger filmmaker calls them a bunch of racist hillbilly fricks.


Beer pick?

A. Snow in the forecast.  That calls for trying a new stout.  I’ll probably pick up a Pub Dog Chocolate Oatmeal Stout




Game thread commentary is encouraged.
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 02:05:04 PM »
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A. A full season? Pssht.  Germany made it the entire 20th century.


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I would love to see the unedited version of the Sacramone chick. 
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 02:20:36 PM »
Great job, Snacks! :thumbup:

Now it's an official ballgame!
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 02:30:49 PM »
I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 02:35:41 PM »
Is that Fez's lunatic girlfriend?

Nope, never mind.  Allison Munn.





I can't explain it; there's some kind of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer, and glue.  It makes you feel, like, really sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 02:49:18 PM »
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz


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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 03:00:53 PM »
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz




At 60, do you graduate from a "cougar" to a "saber-tooth"? I'm not sure of the rules.

She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2012, 03:03:34 PM »
Just for the record: The documentary doesn't make Arkansas look as bad as it probably should. I do find it interesting that they got an interview with John White, but not Broyles.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2012, 03:25:14 PM »
At 60, She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.
Without a doubt. Holy aMm.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2012, 04:48:59 PM »

She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.

I have done much worse.
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2012, 04:59:42 PM »
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz



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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 08:55:01 PM »
butt pee galore
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 11:05:23 AM »
Just for the record: The documentary doesn't make Arkansas look as bad as it probably should. I do find it interesting that they got an interview with John White, but not Broyles.

Broyles hardly even knows where he is anymore.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2012, 11:31:36 AM »
You guys seen this post player for WVU? Turkish thug dominating Louisville right now.



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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2012, 12:05:49 PM »
Shagged and chuck should work for a third world country government.  Those Fuckers are dlusional
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2012, 12:31:19 PM »
Okay, I'm trying something new today. Only positive comments. Of course, we're playing at home, and everyone knows we're an entirely different team at Bud Walton Arena (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we pass a Constitutional Amendment prohibiting people from calling it "The Bud"???), so I fully expect us to win by 40 million or something so it's likely we'll have nothing to complain about.

If we start off like we did against Georgia and get down by 15 or more, I reserve the right to change my tone.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2012, 12:35:34 PM »
Looks like no TV for us Razorbacks living in Florida.  We get the Georgia at Miss St game.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2012, 12:47:07 PM »
Fishbach as the second guy (calling him the color guy would probably be RAYCESS) is a good thing, I like his work.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2012, 12:49:02 PM »
Well... I can watch UALR v. Middle Tennessee on the teevees.  ESPN3.com, here I come.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2012, 12:55:26 PM »
Home court advantage. Abron hacked Ellington two possessions ago then gets a weak charge call.  It works both ways
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2012, 12:56:16 PM »
This is where you miss a Michael Sanchez.
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2012, 01:00:04 PM »
Where is where you miss a Michael Sanchez?
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from the west down to the east,
anyday now, anyday now,
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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2012, 01:05:49 PM »
Mitchell with good position draws the RARE over the back call, also got a board on the prior trip down the floor.

Waithe gave us some good minutes earlier.

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Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2012, 01:09:34 PM »
Mitchell with good position draws the RARE over the back call, 



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