While we're at it, let's discuss the USC game!
Tip-off is Saturday afternoon at 12:30 p.m.
CST at Bud Walton Arena. Plenty of middling seats are still available through the Razorback Ticket Office; call (479) 575-5151 or toll-free (800) 982-4647. The game will be broadcast in stunning HD on the SEC Network and ESPN.3.com. You can also catch the game by tuning in to your local Arkansas Razorback Radio Network affiliate, or direct your Internet browser to Woopig.net, the leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth. FAQs about the South Carolina gameQ. Do the Cocks suck as hard as they always do?
A. I’m not going to waste my time looking up their record. It’s a home game.Q. They have some ridiculously long streak without winning a NCAAT game, right?
A. Well they were a 2-seed in 1997 and a 3-seed in 1998. I assume they won a game in there somewhere.Q. Actually, I seem to remember a couple of upsets. Something about a Copper State? Can you look this up.
A. Yikes, this was about to hit the newsstands the last time South Carolina won a NCAAT game.Q. Imma be on Jeopardy tomorrow. Do you have any fun facts about Marilyn Cole that will help me bash in Ken Jennings’ fragile little skull?
A. Happy, yes!Fun fact:
Marilyn Cole was the first example of unobstructed full frontal nudity in PlayboyQ. Are we making the NCAAT this year?
A. No.Q. But Joe Lunardi dais we’re on the…
A. Shut up.Q. Undefeated at home. Winless everywhere else. Has anyone ever made it a full season like that?
A. A full season? Pssht. Germany
made it the entire 20th century.Q. Any love for the woppussy’s other favorite Olympian, Alicia Sacramone?
A. Of course!Q. Anytime I hear “Alex Morgan,” I think of Alex Mack. How did puberty+15 years treat that little sparkplug?
A. Not horribly.
But keep in mind, Larisa Olenyk is Ukrainian and that picture is a couple years old. By now, my best guess is she looks something like this:Q. So, they’re going to play the 40 Minutes of Hell documentary after the game. Should I stick around for that?
A. Sure, if you like being in a room full of 15,000 racist hillbilly fucks while a carpetbagger filmmaker calls them a bunch of racist hillbilly fucks.Beer pick?
A. Snow in the forecast. That calls for trying a new stout. I’ll probably pick up a Pub Dog Chocolate Oatmeal Stout
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