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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #100 on: March 19, 2012, 01:42:41 PM »
Great.

Now I get to avoid ESPN for a month and a half while all the "where will Tebow end up?" magic drama happens.


Jacksonville's owner just needs to do us all a huge favor and drive out there and pick him up.

On possible spots for Tebow, this dweeb thought maybe the Patriots would want him since McDaniels was the one who drafted him. In return, the Broncos get Mallett to be the understudy of Manning.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2012, 01:49:26 PM »

Jacksonville's owner just needs to do us all a huge favor and drive out there and pick him up.

He'd be much, much better than Gabbert.
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #102 on: March 19, 2012, 01:56:34 PM »


Better be prepared to trade up for a high draft slot.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #103 on: March 19, 2012, 02:31:09 PM »
On possible spots for Tebow, this dweeb thought maybe the Patriots would want him since McDaniels was the one who drafted him. In return, the Broncos get Mallett to be the understudy of Manning.

Belichick would line his ass up at Tight End.

Never happen.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2012, 03:41:38 PM »


Now you went and fricking jinxed it.  Elway's going to trade Timmy for Gabbert.  aMm.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #105 on: March 19, 2012, 04:45:08 PM »
He'd be much, much better than Gabbert.

For once we agree.  Jacksonville was hoodwinked on Gabbert and all those "experts" who were so high on him are now strangely quiet and nowhere to be found.

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« Reply #106 on: March 19, 2012, 04:47:31 PM »
For once we agree.  Jacksonville was hoodwinked on Gabbert and all those "experts" who were so high on him are now strangely quiet and nowhere to be found.

Skip Bayless tried to warn'em. He 'booked' a Gabbert bust.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #107 on: March 19, 2012, 04:54:42 PM »
Some irate yokel just called Drivel Time Sports and said Clayton blamed Mallett's fall on his "alternate lifestyle."  This long-time listener/first-time caller asked Rick and Randy if they had heard anything like that.  Rick said "everyone knows what that phrase means" and whoever said it better have his facts straight if he is going on the air and saying it.

 
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #108 on: March 19, 2012, 08:02:40 PM »
Skip Bayless tried to warn'em. He 'booked' a Gabbert bust.
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2012, 08:26:41 PM »
This is a nice consolation prize since we didn't Suck for Luck. I'm just glad the White David Garrard Experience is over and that we have an actual qb who can run an actual pro offense. The hurry up offense is going to kick ass at altitude and wear defenses out. Arkansas Proud and his prayer group have really been dooshing up the Denver Post comments section with all the venom towards an actual legend in Elway and a completely unrealistic view of WDG. Good luck to whoever has to deal with these wackos when they stop being Bronco "fans". This almost feels like when we got rid of Hooty and got BMFP.
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2012, 09:05:57 PM »
It isn't over yet.  The Broncos still have to find someone to take St Tebow off their hands.  I'd rather be done with it all and just call him the last piece of the McDummy era then have him on the bench or being converted to some other position.  It's simply too much drama.

Anyone that has a bad thing to say about John Elway can go frick themselves.  I honestly can't think of a single thing he's done yet that I am displeased with.  He's back in the building and everyone knows what a winner looks like again, including Manning. 

My son is a bigger Bronco fan than I, but doesn't remember the Elway era.  I told him the minute John took over, "just wait, you'll see why we all believe in this guy".  When we drafted Von Miller, I told him "If Elway believes in the kid, then I'm good with it".  A year later, we have the defensive rookie of the year. 

If you are a real Bronco fan, you know to let Elway drive the car... whether it is from 98 yards away with 2 minutes left in the game (suck it Cleveland) or whether it is as the guy hiring the coaches and making the final call in the draft.  He isn't going to win EVERY battle, but he's quite the guy to have in your corner. 

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2012, 09:19:59 PM »
The hurry up offense is going to kick ass at altitude and wear defenses out.

As long as Manning stays healthy.



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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #112 on: March 19, 2012, 09:35:46 PM »
As long as Manning stays healthy.
 

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Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #113 on: March 19, 2012, 09:42:43 PM »
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #114 on: March 19, 2012, 10:23:45 PM »
This is a nice consolation prize since we didn't Suck for Luck. I'm just glad the White David Garrard Experience is over and that we have an actual qb who can run an actual pro offense. The hurry up offense is going to kick ass at altitude and wear defenses out. Arkansas Proud and his prayer group have really been dooshing up the Denver Post comments section with all the venom towards an actual legend in Elway and a completely unrealistic view of WDG. Good luck to whoever has to deal with these wackos when they stop being Bronco "fans". This almost feels like when we got rid of Hooty and got BMFP.

You are being tremendously unfair to David Garrard. 

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #115 on: March 19, 2012, 11:02:31 PM »
You are being tremendously unfair to David Garrard.

The original David Garrard signed with Miami.  Denver needs to get the fish to take WDG off their hands to field the all-David-Garrard all-stars.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #116 on: March 20, 2012, 07:23:05 AM »
I can't wait for the drama that unfolds from Tebow being "blackballed" out of the league.
I totally yielded.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #117 on: March 20, 2012, 08:33:03 AM »
Practice squad for the Patriots.  McDaniels pulls him up for the Broncos game to run the Gatorpatriotcat with Hernandez once again.
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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #118 on: March 20, 2012, 08:33:52 AM »
I can't wait for Tebow to be "blackballed".
Get outside guys... The world is cool.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #119 on: March 20, 2012, 08:52:32 AM »
I can't wait for the drama that unfolds from Tebow being "blackballed" out of the league.

I can't wait for Tebow to be "blackballed".

Get a room, you guys.

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Re: Adios Peyton Manning
« Reply #120 on: March 20, 2012, 09:30:46 AM »
As long as Manning stays healthy.

Brings to mind Letterman's Theisman pencil sharpener.

 

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