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Online TravelHog

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HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« on: February 14, 2012, 08:47:24 AM »
The one day of the year I'm especially thankful I'm single and my wallet stays a little fatter.

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 09:11:31 AM »
I thought the title was going to take this thread in a different direction.

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 10:20:54 AM »
I thought the title was going to take this thread in a different direction.

I am sure the initials go hand in hand, or genitalia in genitalia. ::)
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:47:13 PM by HogofWar »

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 10:22:29 AM »
Jeezus this one scared me.  It took all I had to click on it. 

Whew...

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 11:45:04 AM »
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 01:27:50 PM »



No wonder you're single, being happy about that VD and all . . .

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 01:43:38 PM »
FAGS. :rainbow:

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 02:04:36 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 03:27:02 PM »
I'm so glad I have an ole lady that HATES Valentines day and sees it as the stupid made up holiday that it is. Today is just another day for us.  :thumbup:
why don't you eat a big bowl of tainted Blue Bell and shut the ever living fuck up.

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 03:32:42 PM »
I'm so glad I have an ole lady that HATES Valentines day and sees it as the stupid made up holiday that it is. Today is just another day for us.  :thumbup:
I had that...and then I was "smart" and earned brownie points by buying her some candy the night before valentines once. The next year I had to do the same...and now I have to buy flowers every year. I mean I don't mind, and she knows we are on a budget so she is fine with something small, but I ruined a good thing when she hated valentine's day.
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 03:35:12 PM »
she is fine with something small.

We knew that...She married you.... :stache:

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 03:50:51 PM »
We'll get that corrected at halftime...

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 03:55:58 PM »
We knew that...She married you.... :stache:

Its little gems like this that makes reading the woopigs worthwhile.  :thumbup:

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 03:59:52 PM »
why don't you eat a big bowl of tainted Blue Bell and shut the ever living fuck up.

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 04:01:40 PM »
We knew that...She married you.... :stache:
Son of a...  :D
Next time I set one up on the tee for you like that I'll have to put it on the adult size so you can't reach it quite so easily.
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2012, 05:49:51 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2012, 05:52:09 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2012, 05:53:42 PM »
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2012, 06:19:41 PM »
I'm so glad I have an ole lady that HATES Valentines day and sees it as the stupid made up holiday that it is. Today is just another day for us.  :thumbup:

Today is my wife's birthday...
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2012, 07:28:20 PM »
The one day of the year I'm especially thankful I'm single and my wallet stays a little fatter.

"I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body." --Dave Barry

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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2012, 08:32:42 PM »
I'm merging this "HAPPY VD" thread with the "Boar Bidet" thread.
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Re: HAPPY VD WOOPIGGAS!
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2012, 08:37:33 PM »
Today is my wife's birthday...


Well, you're fucked.
why don't you eat a big bowl of tainted Blue Bell and shut the ever living fuck up.

 

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