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Arkansas v Northwestern State
« on: February 21, 2012, 01:46:35 PM »
UPS hog you down? I am at the office for prob the first 4 innings.

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 01:51:13 PM »
I'm working today and tomorrow so I'm out.
Chance favors the prepared mind.

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 01:59:55 PM »
I'll to take it as soon as I get home today if someone has not already got it.  That will be after a couple of innings since I probably won't get home til around 3:30.
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 03:05:13 PM »
OK just got home.

Northwestern
Watson
Burns
Purdy
Baca
Hoover
Hinoios
Helenihi
Frias
Buckley


Arkansas
Bigham
Mahan
Ficociello
Bates
Reynolds
Vinson
Wise
Morris
Carver


Brandon Moore starting for Hogs.

Top 1st
Watson grounds out to first.  1 out
Burns grounds out. 2 out
Purdy grounds out to 1st. 3 up 3 down.

After 1/2    0-0
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 03:14:14 PM »
Bottom 1st

Collin Bear pitching for the coonass team.  Supposedly a all preseason All DeafDumbBlind Conference pitcher.


Bigham flies out to right.  1 out
Mahan first pitch ground out to second.  2 out.
Ficc grounds out.  Supposedly off first baseman glove, second base recovered to pitcher for out 3.

End of 1
0-0
« Last Edit: February 21, 2012, 03:17:57 PM by Nukinhawg »
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 03:18:43 PM »
Top 2

Baca reaches on error .  Runner on 1st.
Hoover singles.  1st and 2nd no out.
Hinoios infield single off of Ficc.  Bases loaded no out.

Need a K here.
Helenihi fielders choice.  Force out at 2nd.  1-0 bad guys 1 out
Runner on corners
Frias infield single can't make play at second 2-0 runners 1st and 2nd
Buckley up.  Helenihi was picked off but a bad throw puts ball in outfield and he scores 3-0
Wild pitch runner at third 1 out
Buckley single over 2nd.  4-0 bad guys

Obiviously I am bad luck so someone else needs to take this ASAP!!!

Watson up with runner on 1st one out.  Long fly out to left. 2 out
Burns - pitch is strike but Buclkey steals 2nd.
Backwards K 3 out

Middle 2 4-0 bad guys
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 03:24:03 PM »
Thanks Nukinhawg.  :beer:
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 03:25:48 PM »
Thanks for the updates.  Due to my awesome procrastination skills I have to get a bunch of aMm done the next couple days.

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 03:34:56 PM »
Bottom 2
Hits, we already be needin 'em

Bates strikes out 1 out
Reynolds pops out for out 2
Vinson strikes out out 3

End of 2
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 03:39:27 PM »
Top 3

This inning brought to you by "WHAT THE Starkville". 2 errors already!?!

Purdy grounds out to first   1 out
Baca pops out at the plate  2 out
Hoover out on little blooper  3 out

After 2.5
4-0 coonasses
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 03:44:51 PM »
Bottom 3

Wise falls behind 0-2, fouls out   1 down
Morris strikes out  2 down
Carver singles to right!!!!!

Bigham up
Carver steals second and reaches 3rd on error
Bigham walks   Runners on corners 2 out
Mahan base hit to left! Carver scores, Bigham to third 4-1
Runners on corners again
Ficc (too hard for a south Arkansas education to spell) lines to a misplayed "sun aided" double
Both runners score 4-3
Bates behind 0-2, strikes out looking after battling to full count.  3 out

End of 3
4-3 Demons (I think that's their mascot)
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 03:49:06 PM »
This pitcher has a NO-HITTER going. (Okay, base hit just as I was typing it). :thumbup:

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 04:02:47 PM »
4-0 coonasses

So are all people from Louisiana coonasses?  I thought it was just LSU folks who were coonasses.  What about La-Monroe?  Are they coonasses too?  And are only LSU folks "corndogs"?

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 04:03:02 PM »
Top 4

Hinoios singles up the middle
Helenihi flys out  1 out
During that at bat the home plate ump had a discussion over balls and strikes with Hogs dugout
Frias walks, runners 1st and 2nd   1 out
Pitching change brought to your by Hot Springs.  Visit Hot Springs, the town that could have been Las Vegas if the state Gubment would've cut 'em some slack

Lynch in for the Hogs

Buckley flys out to warning track.  Runner on second advances. 
2 out   runners 1st and 3rd
Watson pops out behind second.  3 out

Middle 4
4-3 visitors
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 04:04:33 PM »
4-3 Demons (I think that's their mascot)

Correct.  They are indeed the Demons.

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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2012, 04:17:39 PM »
So are all people from Louisiana coonasses?  I thought it was just LSU folks who were coonasses.  What about La-Monroe?  Are they coonasses too?  And are only LSU folks "corndogs"?

Coonaasses are usually in the SW part of the state, a corndog is any douchbag that claims LSU as their one and only.
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2012, 04:18:43 PM »
Bottom 4

Reynolds flys out 1 out
Vinson strikes out looking  2 out
5th strikeout on the day
Wise flys out to right center

End of 4
4-3 Demons
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2012, 04:22:44 PM »
Top 5
Sunshine in to call middle innings so hopefully I can tell whats happening

Burns strikes out  1 down
Purdy strikes out  2 down
Baca  strikes out  3 down

Middle 5
4-3 Demons
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2012, 04:29:26 PM »
Bottom 5

Morris flys out to warning track  1 out
Carver tapper in front of plate but thrown out  2 out
Bigham grounds out  3 out

End of 5
4-3 bad guys
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2012, 04:34:42 PM »
Top 6
Brought by Tony Cacheres (sp?)  That's some good stuff

Hoover pops out to third  1 out
Hinoios grounds out to short  2 out
Helenihi pops out to left center 3 out

After 5.5
4-3 Demons
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2012, 04:40:12 PM »
Bottom 6
The rest of the game is brought to you by Chateau Ste Michelle Harvest Select Reisling
Because that's all I have to drink

Mahan grounds out  1 out
Ficociello singles to right
Bates strikes out looking 2 out
Reynolds walks  runners on first and second
Bosco pinch hitting  (visit to mound) walks  bases loaded

Hot Springs pitching change Screw that, what happend to the Papa John's, get some, it's mediocre

New pitcher named Funk, I hope he's in one

Wise to bat, full count, walk 4-4 bases still loaded (for the baseball challenged)
Morris, full count, flys out to left

After 6
4-4
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2012, 04:47:24 PM »
Bottom 6
The rest of the game is brought to you by Chateau Ste Michelle Harvest Select Reisling


the old lady LOVES this stuff.  not too bad for a sweet wine
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« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2012, 04:50:45 PM »
the old lady LOVES this stuff.  not too bad for a sweet wine

Lived 30 miutes from the winery for 4.5 years, so many tours and is now my favorite brand
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2012, 05:02:53 PM »
Top 7

New game ladies and gents

Frias base hit up the middle
Buckley strikes out 1 out
Watson up, Frias was picked off but steals and reaches third on error (#3)
Now wild pitch, Frias scores 5-4 Demons
Watson walks
Burns up, Watson steals second, base hit runner stops at third
Runners on corners 1 out
Pinch hitter, Wallace, mound visit by Van Horn

Another pitching change, Trent Daniel
Wallace gets ahead 3-0, grounds out but runner scores 6-4 2 out runner at second
Pinch hit, Sanford strikes out

At the stretch
6-4 Northwestern St
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Re: Arkansas v Northwestern State
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2012, 05:05:46 PM »
The blonde with the black jacket is a nice looking GILTFT. She's behind the right handed batters. She may be black?

 

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