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Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« on: March 24, 2013, 09:38:25 PM »
I have a feeling there will be more stories like this, might as well dedicate a thread for him.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/Bonfire-shoves-coach-during-scrimmage/

Bonfire shoves graduate assistant during scrimmage


But after an incident Saturday involving Bonfire and a graduate assistant, it’s a valid question whether or not the success and fame has gone to his head, via The Houston Chronicle.

Following his last of three interceptions, on a short pass into the end zone as he ran into the right sidelines, an exuberant graduate assistant jumped up and down within what appeared to be inches of an irate Bonfire. So Bonfire shoved him. Players and coaches, who were all gathered along the sidelines, quickly separated the Giddy GA and Bonfire before anything escalated.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2013, 10:16:21 PM »
Can't believe it took this long for this thread to start.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2013, 10:39:44 PM »
A heisman trophy winner can't use his stiff arm after he wins the trophy? 
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 08:54:06 AM »
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A heisman trophy winner can't use his stiff arm after he wins the trophy?
Out loud. That's how I laughed when I read this.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 08:57:36 AM »
Biggest bullseye on an SEC player ever?

No way he finishes next season.  Defenses are going to try and kill him.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 09:11:44 AM »
Biggest bullseye on an SEC player ever?

Idk, Timmy Tebow was much hated, but yeah this guy is on track to surpass that.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 09:14:33 AM »
Idk, Timmy Tebow was much hated, but yeah this guy is on track to surpass that.
Tebow was that annoying kid in class that everyone loved because he was just TOO good, morally.
Johnny Football is one of those dickbags that you want to get hurt and you won't feel bad about laughing at him. If you are a dick to people just because you wanna be, then you deserve what you get. Karma's a lousy bitch.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 10:08:06 AM »
Teammates and opponents genuinely liked and respected Tebow, but despised the media attention.

Does anyone like Bonfire? There's a clear difference between the two.
One was humble with the attention. The other actively seeks it out.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 10:14:57 AM »
Also, he has created a huge NCAA loophole that I will see others jumping through if not closed.

Players can't make money off their fame and such by selling stuff.  However, they can't trademark their 'nickname' and sue others that make money off their likeness and such, and keep the money.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/johnny-Bonfire-llc-sues-over-copyright-infringing-t-170102789--ncaaf.html

So I could see lots and lots and lots of players protecting their 'trademarked nickname' and then having boosters infringe upon it and they there is a suit that is settled out of court...

His case is especially stupid because Johnny Unitas says, 'Son, you are just a Johnny come lately'. 
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 10:22:48 AM »
Tebow was that annoying kid in class that everyone loved because he was just TOO good, morally.
Johnny Football is one of those dickbags that you want to get hurt and you won't feel bad about laughing at him. If you are a dick to people just because you wanna be, then you deserve what you get. Karma's a lousy bitch.
Math equation:

Johnny Football = Marshall Whiterabbit Henderson - bleeding gums
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 11:21:07 AM »
Keeping with the theme of this thread, I'm going to start the Official Water is Wet Thread.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 11:30:41 AM »
Biggest bullseye on an SEC player ever?

My thoughts exactly.  Plus everyone has a year of film on him.  The key to stopping QB's like him is to give him two yards each play instead of trying to run him down.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2013, 01:17:15 PM »
Water is Wet

Oh, bullshit.  Is not.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2013, 04:31:11 PM »
Idk, Timmy Tebow was much hated, but yeah this guy is on track to surpass that.


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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2013, 04:34:08 PM »
Also, Tebow could bring it physically.  When he ran the ball defenders had to man up.

Someone will blindside Manzierre when he's scrambling and break his dick.  (and they will most certainly get flagged for it)
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2013, 04:37:39 PM »
Also, Tebow could bring it physically.  When he ran the ball defenders had to man up.

Someone will blindside Manzierre when he's scrambling and break his dick.  (and they will most certainly get flagged for it)

It should be called the Bro.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2013, 04:40:50 PM »
Johnny and Marshall Henderson should be roomies.  They are about the same level of douchy.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2013, 05:06:49 PM »
I won't necessarily defend him but it was a GA.  Yes they are coaches but still, a GA.  He had just thrown his third int of the day and this guy got in his face about something.  Emotion got the best of him. 

Not a big deal but they'll make it one.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2013, 05:39:10 PM »
I really can't hate on Johnny too much. I'm mean he's a douche but most 18yr olds are if I remember correctly. Sure, I hope he gets busted selling fake weed but I wish that on most starting SEC opposing players.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2013, 05:40:58 PM »
Also, Tebow could bring it physically.  When he ran the ball defenders had to man up.

Someone will blindside Manzierre when he's scrambling and break his dick.  (and they will most certainly get flagged for it)
Tebow must have had 40 lbs on Bonfire. 

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2013, 05:41:23 PM »
You can take the Texan out of the douche......
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2013, 05:48:00 PM »
I really can't hate on Johnny too much. I'm mean he's a douche but most 18yr olds are if I remember correctly. Sure, I hope he gets busted selling fake weed but I wish that on most starting SEC opposing players.

His douche goes to 11 though.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2013, 06:07:43 PM »
I ain't sayin' he's a douche. But he'd be a headliner at the Douchapalooza festival.
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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2013, 06:08:51 PM »
I really can't hate on Johnny too much. I'm mean he's a douche but most 18yr olds are if I remember correctly. Sure, I hope he gets busted selling fake weed but I wish that on most starting SEC opposing players.

He's a starting quarterback for the aggies.  There's no such thing as too much hate.

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Re: Official Johnny Football is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2013, 06:16:59 PM »
You can take the Texan out of the douche......
Don't think you can do either.

 

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